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Best character in the whole franchise untimely murdered by an alien demi-god shitheel?
We got a fandom for that.
THIS DESIGN IS NOW AVAILABLE IN MY ZAZZLE STORE!* Make sure you have safe search disabled in your account settings!
If you would like to see it on something other than a tshirt or a mug, or would like to plaster some of my other art across my chest (I’m looking at you, naked Hawkeye fans), send me an Ask and I will do my best!
*Oh god I know it’s hideous and there’s nothing in it but give me a break IT WILL GET BETTER SOON I PROMISE
Haaah I wanted to draw more but damnit, my hand hurts. Maybe later. Stupid so many Avengers.
Anyway. Clint is a Tracksuit Dracula (See Hawkeye #3), Phil is Coulthulu, Nat is Agent Spockanoff, Carol is Top Gun (SHE IS ALWAYS TOP GUN), Steve is Edgar America Poe and Tony is Tony. Or Hugh Hefner. Hard to differentiate.
IT’S COOL GUYS THOR GOT THIS.
Everyone in the storm zone, please be safe!
hahaha I don’t know I guess I was feeling festive AND SUDDENLY TWENTY SUPERHERO STOCKINGS AAAGHHHFGHJKL.
Threw a little DC in there in the form of Booster Gold and Blue Beetle because there are some things I remember fondly from my DC days.
(Uh if anyone wants to use these for anything, patterns or whatever, they’re free for all)
Best character in the whole franchise untimely murdered by an alien demi-god shitheel?
We got a fandom for that.
Maybe I should start making t-shirts or something.
Avengers Dungeons & Dragons night never ends well.
They usually end up fighting real dragons.
Fucking dragons.
Bonus Mom Coulson bringing the Mountain Dew and Cheetos.
FUCKIN AVENGERS PIRATES. YOU KNOW WHAT’S UP.
Okay so. Mary. Fucking Mary. Wrote this little Clint/Coulson Pirate AU for a meme. THIS ONE HERE ACTUALLY. And it’s just fucking amazing. And I want it. I want an Avengers Pirate AU.
And she said she would write one. But only if this post gets 100 notes. She doesn’t think enough people would be into it. Or she’s trying to torture me. One or the other. SO LIKE IT. REBLOG IT. GET 100 NOTEs.
And not only will she write an Avengers Pirate AU, but I’ll illustrate it.
Now off to draw pirate Steve and Tony, Pirate Bruce, Pirate everything……
For Reblog Vote Winner, Jeremy-Ruiner, here is some Christmas-flavored Clint and Coulson Snuggle Time!
ALL OF STEVE’S DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE.
Okay so I have pheels and theories about this girl.
I like to think that, the next day when Clint passed by her gas station and stopped in to see what was going on (See: Avengers Predude - Fury’s Big Week), he slipped this girl a SHIELD business card with a few contact details on it. She stashed it, forgot about it, and went on with her life.
After the New York attack, and the televised footage, she recognized Clint and remembered the information he had passed along. So she packed up, took her savings, and headed to New York intent on playing with the big boys. Being in the know, she had no trouble signing up for Junior Agent Training, and left the rest in her dust.
Phil and Clint both remembered her. They kept an eye out for her during training; they didn’t make it easier for her, hell no. If anything, they made sure she was pushed harder. Really saw what she was made of, and made sure the instructors saw it too. They keep an eye on her in the field, but won’t admit it to anyone.
Natasha doesn’t give a fuck, though. A junior agent is a junior agent, and they’re all bullet sponges as far as she’s concerned. No special treatment from Aunty Agent Romanoff.
