Steve/Tony → requested by agentpaxieamor
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Hah. 4am innuendo. Comedy gold.
Marchingjaybird gets a credit for Clint’s increasingly horrified face.
MCU Avengers ships ⇒ Steve Rogers x Tony Stark (Stony)—“Put on the suit, let’s go a few rounds.”
Baby Money Avengers. (Click the first to embiggen)
Sometimes when it’s really late, and Starkexpos is drunk, we enable eachother and come up with really, really, really stupid stuff. And then I blow off working for a day in order to draw it all.
LET’S FACE IT THIS IS NOT THE WORST THING YOU HAVE CAUGHT ME DRAWING.
Nothing’s been the same since New York.
I don’t draw nearly enough Steve/Tony.
Commission of Steve/Tony and Bucky/Nat on a double date at a Pancake House. I was way too happy to draw this for the fabulous Thyrza.
Half a stack of commissions down, half to go. Ya’ll are killing me! And I love it. How I love it.
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Steve. Come on. There’s not even any contest. Tony tried to be the big spoon once, and Steve laughed so hard he toppled out of bed. And slept on the couch.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Basketball. Steve never got a chance to learn - he was a tiny flimsy toothpick and then war were declared. He wandered into the underground court at Tony’s Malibu place when they were packing up to move to NYC full time, and Steve asked Tony to teach him. It’s kind of stuck around.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Steve. But mostly because he has Tony up against the wall, under the water, with one arm braced against the tiles and the other hooked under Tony’s leg. He’s got a thing about the way Tony’s eyelashes look when he’s wet that he just can’t resist.
what they order from take out
There’s a stack of menus on the fridge about a foot deep, but it usually ends up being something simple and whatever is closest. Tony flew in fish n chips from London, once, and Steve was so angry at him that they didn’t speak for a week. It’s just not worth it.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Aside from Tony’s abuse of private jets? What to watch on television. Because IT’S CANON.
who does most of the cleaning
Neither. With the exception of Tony’s workshop, both the penthouse and Steve’s floor are usually pretty immaculate. Tony likes to have everything in order, and Steve can’t break old habits. The workshop is usually chaos, but it’s that kind of chaos where you know where everything is. And there’s an armchair in one corner with a minifridge and a side table usually covered in sketchpads and crumpled paper.
what has a season pass in their DVR
Almost everything on HBO and Discovery, but none of it ever gets watched. By the time the both of them stop moving enough to sit down, they’re usually in bed, and by that point neither is thinking about tv.
who leaves their stuff around
Despite the fact that they practically live together, Steve still keeps his things on his floor, and Tony on his. It’s the last barrier between them being an actual 100% couple, and neither of them are willing to take the final step. Clint tried to plant one of Steve’s shoes in Tony’s closet, once, but Phil beat him eight ways from sunday for trying to incite trouble.
who remembers to buy the milk
Neither. Tony has a thing about milk (the smell makes him retch), and Steve never uses it. He drinks his coffee black and he eats toast and fruit for breakfast.
who remembers anniversaries
Jarvis and Pepper. Despite his corn-fed poster-boy-ness, Steve has enough to worry about. There’s only so much room in a man’s brain, and he’s still finding a thousand new things every day. He’s gotten really good at answer Pepper’s emails about special days, though.
HO HO MASTERPOST. All of my OTP prompts, in rebloggable format, as requested! Danke!
…I think I’m just gonna tag ship names and fandoms.
| Tony! Tony! Let me be! Keep that goatee faaaar from me! |
I draw some fucking ridiculous things. Inspired by this post.
Feel the love.
Dedicated to my superwife.
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I honestly don’t know why I wrote this. So there’s that.
Title: Mind Eraser, No Chaser
Pairings: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Clint Barton/Bruce Banner/Hulk
Rating: Teen & Up
Summary: A demi-god, a living legend, a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist, a man with breathtaking anger management issues, and a couple of master assassins walk into a bar…
Shamelessly inspired by the Avengers TFLN gifs by bartonesque.
I cannot with this fic. I literally cannot. I laughed so hard I started crying, and it has one of THE best Hulk/Hawkeye moments I’ve ever seen, ever. This is maaaaagnificent.