BAKED GOODS LIBERATION FRONT.

Hands up if you’re stoked as fuck for the new Secret Avengers book!

HAPPY NEW YEARS, BABY MONEY AVENGERS STYLE. (For those just joining us, The origin of the Baby Money Avengers.)

With, as always, backup from Valkyrie and their long-suffering handler, Phil Coulson.

• If you’re wondering why Daimon Hellstrom has a trash can, you need to educate yourself.
• If you don’t think Captain Marvel has a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME.
• And if you disagree that the BMA are tearing shit up in a golden, rocket-powered stretch Hummer…sir, please remove yourself from the internet.

I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL 2013!!

So Mary and I are fucking useless, and we both opened one present early, each.

Long story short, SHE GOT ME CLINT AND COULSON ADAGIO TEAS ASDFGHJKL.

If anyone knows who did the art on these, or if the tea-maker has a tumblr, PLEASE help me track them down, I would love to thank them for the delicious tea and gorgeous art!

Eeeeeeee she knows me so well.

starkexpos:

You know what doesn’t make things okay? Putting a disclaimer on a masterpost with handy links for torrenting comics: If you liked these, go buy them! If you liked these, support the creators.

How about I go to a bakery and just grab a dozen or so cupcakes, but you know, maybe next time I’ll think about paying for them, or I could just eat free cake. Because, free cake is delicious and I didn’t have to pay for it.

And then I’ll offer up some free cake to a few other folks, but put a sign up that says “hey, maybe pay the bakery so the bakers can have money and keep on making cake.” Except let’s be honest for a second, free cake is delicious, so while a few honest and well meaning folk fork over cash and purchase a nice cake, the majority of people are eating free cake. 

And then your favorite cake gets cancelled because while everyone was eating it, no one was paying for it. 

Unacceptable. 

Because I’m pretty sure if I went to the nice French bakery down the street and tried to walk out with a box of pistachio macarons and not pay for them, someone will come around the counter and tase me. 

Long tumblr post, short: The success of a book is measured on sales and pre-orders, and some other things. You can contribute to the success of a title by buying it. You can purchase MOST titles same-day digitally or go into a brick and mortar store, or order from an online comic shop that will mail you paper comics. So please, educate me. If you love something, or you want to support a creator or creative team, why are you not doing it?

If you have questions about how to purchase comics or need help finding a store, or getting started reading comics digitally, please let me know. I’m more than happy to help.

It’s pretty fucking simple, guys. Steal cake? Get tazed.

Torrent comics? Contribute to the demise of an industry I assume we all love.

USE YOUR HEADS.

HO HO HO DOOT DOOT.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TUMBLR*! Cut these babies out, stick’em to some cardboard, punch a hole in the top, thread some ribbon, hang those bbs up…HAPPY HOLIDAYS ETC!

*Okay obviously these are all Christmas themed, and that is because that’s what I know. I figured it was safest to do what I know, as opposed to risk offending someone with a different background. SO. If you celebrate something other than Christmas at this time of year, PLEASE SEND ME AN ASK and educate me! Tell me what I can draw, and what characters! HOLIDAY THINGS FOR EVERYONE.

Mandy and I plan our futures together.

Baby Money Avengers. (Click the first to embiggen)

Sometimes when it’s really late, and Starkexpos is drunk, we enable eachother and come up with really, really, really stupid stuff. And then I blow off working for a day in order to draw it all.

LET’S FACE IT THIS IS NOT THE WORST THING YOU HAVE CAUGHT ME DRAWING.

IT’S MY 5,000th POST!

I’ve wasted a year and a half of my life on this site, making amazing friends, getting published in Marvel comics, leaning how to draw, falling in love with comic books all over again, and…

SCRATCH THAT NOT A WASTE AT ALL I LOVE YOU TUMBLR!

Edit: WOOHOO! 

Damn, Clint. Stop bringing home all of these archery-related sidekicks!

Seriously though, if you’re not reading Fraction and Aja’s Hawkeye, you’re out of your goddamned mind.

~goodnight tumblr

Avengers Dungeons & Dragons night never ends well.

They usually end up fighting real dragons.

Fucking dragons.

Bonus Mom Coulson bringing the Mountain Dew and Cheetos.

FUCKIN AVENGERS PIRATES. YOU KNOW WHAT’S UP.

Okay so. Mary. Fucking Mary. Wrote this little Clint/Coulson Pirate AU for a meme. THIS ONE HERE ACTUALLY. And it’s just fucking amazing. And I want it. I want an Avengers Pirate AU.

And she said she would write one. But only if this post gets 100 notes. She doesn’t think enough people would be into it. Or she’s trying to torture me. One or the other. SO LIKE IT. REBLOG IT. GET 100 NOTEs.

And not only will she write an Avengers Pirate AU, but I’ll illustrate it. 

Now off to draw pirate Steve and Tony, Pirate Bruce, Pirate everything……

For Reblog Vote Winner, Jeremy-Ruiner, here is some Christmas-flavored Clint and Coulson Snuggle Time!