FLATBEAR

Notorious arter and reader of comics.

This is mainly an Marvel Comics/movies/Lord of the Rings/art blog with a slight smattering of Teen Wolf, Parks and Recreation, Community and more.

I am always happy to answer any asks sent my way!

This blog is occasionally NSFW and mostly spoiler-free.

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You know what I would pay all of my dollars for? Frank Cho drawing Captain Marvel. Carol in her new gear.

This picture is one of my favorite drawings of Carol ever, but like with a lot of Cho’s stuff there are parts that bug me. Her chest looks painfully bizarre and her suit is so far up between her legs that it’s going to be paying her child support for 18 years. I love Cho’s technical skill and he’s a pin-up master, but dude falls into the same traps with a lot of what he draws.

Basically what works for ‘sexy cavewoman pinup’ doesn’t work for ‘terrifying kree-infused superwoman’.

But he draws her so strong. Look at her thighs, her waist, her shoulders and her arms. She looks like she could absolutely fuck your world up, and that’s because she can. And I feel like Cho drawing her in the new suit would take away a few of the usual problems I have with his work. His superheroines look realistically strong and threatening, but the suits, dude. The suits and the yes-I-am-a-biological-woman-let-me-prove-it-by-showing-you-my-genetalia poses, I can do with out.

BASICALLY I WANT A VERSION OF THE ABOVE LINKED PICTURE BUT IN THE CAPTAIN MARVEL GEAR. Okay, enough stream of thought rambling. I was looking through his art book today, saw that picture, and thought OH GOD I LOVE THIS COVER aaawww man the leotard crotch why.

4 weeks ago on April 20th, 2013 | J | 29 notes

Oh my godddd DC comics why.

WHY.

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1 month ago on April 18th, 2013 | J | 55 notes

Ranting, bitching.

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1 month ago on April 18th, 2013 | J | 24 notes

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1 month ago on April 7th, 2013 | J | 70 notes

I’ve now reached the ‘SICK AS A DOG’ portion of running around without stopping for two weeks. At least I was sent home with a stack of comics, and a whole day to draw tomorrow, ho ho!

2 months ago on March 16th, 2013 | J | 14 notes
Tagged as: #personal shit 

THINGS!

Hey kids!

I know my tumblr is kind of…fucked up right now, I’m not sure what’s up but I’m guessing there’s some issues with the theme. Apologies to anyone being inconvenienced!

And apologies to anyone waiting for me to upload art or answer art, I know I’ve been quiet lately! My store is literally moving to a MUCH BIGGER location LITERALLY TOMORROW so I’m working through 7 days without a break and I am le exhausted! As soon as we are in and moved and good, I will resume ask and art spam :)

And hey, just one more thing, eeee. Some shit happened at work today that I don’t really want to go into because ugh I got upset, but long story short it was the first homophobic douchebag I have had to deal with in like…ever. So I got really mad and upset*. But the reaction of my friends (IF I WERE THERE I WOULD HAVE BEATEN THE SHIT OUT OF THAT GUY) and my boss (NEXT TIME HE COMES IN, CANCEL HIS PULL LIST AND TELL HIM HE’S BANNED) made me so fucking happy that I can’t even. Thanks guys :)

*ordinarily I would be the first person in line to tear apart any brand of ‘phobe but I have this unfortunate tendency to maintain a level of professionalism when I’m at work, which left me feeling kind of helpless. And I fucking hate feeling helpless.

2 months ago on March 2nd, 2013 | J | 38 notes
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Sneaky small world game night. Sneeeeeeeeaky!

Sneaky small world game night. Sneeeeeeeeaky!

3 months ago on February 10th, 2013 | J | 26 notes
marchingjaybird:

Kitty has the right idea. Wish I was still in bed. #cats


Look at my fat baby, Still in bed.

marchingjaybird:

Kitty has the right idea. Wish I was still in bed. #cats

Look at my fat baby, Still in bed.

3 months ago on January 24th, 2013 | J | 30 notes

Fill this in with stuff about you

Age: 27. Urgh.
Where I’m from: Born and raised in New Zealand, picked up and fled to North Carolina, USA!
Where I would like to live: Asheville. I never want to live anywhere but Asheville. Maybe Portland.
Religion: Raised Catholic-ish. Currently...I don't know. Agnostic. Stargazing.
Sexual orientation: Physically gay, mentally the most popular girl at the orgy.
Single/taken: Taken. Stupidly taken for 8 years.
Favourite book: Physics of the Impossible, Michio Kaku. The Human Zoo, Desmond Morris. To Say Nothing Of The Dog, Connie Willis.
Favourite movie: Muppet Treasure Island, Losers, the Back to the Future trilogy.
Favourite TV show: I don't know. All of them? (DON'T WORRY SHANNON I LOVE T&T TOO)
Random fact about me: I'm directly related to the Duke of Wellington. One of my recent ancestors was very severely punished for getting freaky with one of his nieces. Everyone in my family has that /nose/.
Favorite day of the year: Oh hell, I don't know. Depends what movies are coming out when.
Favourite colour: Sea green
If I have any pets: A parakeet named Mycroft, two cats named Darcy and Fat Baby, three tetras and two dwarf gourami.
What I’m listening to right now: Trashy reality shows and the filters in my aquariums.
What’s my ringtone: The Back to the Future theme. Hah. I LIKE TIME TRAVEL OKAY.
Favourite male character from a TV show: Peter Hale, Teen Wolf.
Favourite female character from a TV show: Lydia Martin, Teen Wolf. Regina Mills, OUAT.
What my name means: Dominion Over People, Victory Through Blood. (seriously)
Favourite superhero: Hawkeye and Captain Marvel. THIS IS NOT NEWS TO ANYONE.
Celebrity crush: You know, I'm not really sure. It changes every day.
4 months ago on January 18th, 2013 | J | 119,520 notes

spanking-related hand injury.

4 months ago on January 13th, 2013 | J | 24 notes
I don’t know what’s in that closet, but by god she’s doing her best to keep it from escaping.

I don’t know what’s in that closet, but by god she’s doing her best to keep it from escaping.

4 months ago on January 13th, 2013 | J | 45 notes

I’ve had a few people send me asks over the past couple of weeks, wondering if I had a deviantART that they could follow.

Good news, everybody! I NOW HAVE ONE! It literally took me three days to upload and categorize everything. I might actually draw too much.

There is some stuff on there I’ve never posted on tumblr, likewise there is some stuff on tumblr not posted over there. HAVE AT IT!

4 months ago on January 9th, 2013 | J | 27 notes
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Hard at work today. ..

Hard at work today. ..

4 months ago on January 7th, 2013 | J | 67 notes

I am definitely the more masculine one in this really very lesbian relationship’ I mutter to myself, as my wife waits in the car and I stand in the kotex isle, staring helplessly at a thousand different kinds of paper towels for your junk.

4 months ago on January 6th, 2013 | J | 107 notes
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Well this has been an extremely eventful day.

Well this has been an extremely eventful day.


4 months ago on December 31st, 2012 | J | 33 notes
Tagged as: #personal shit