FLATBEAR

Notorious arter and reader of comics.

This is mainly an Marvel Comics/movies/Lord of the Rings/art blog with a slight smattering of Teen Wolf, Parks and Recreation, Community and more.

I am always happy to answer any asks sent my way!

This blog is occasionally NSFW and mostly spoiler-free.

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pazunoart:

Ladys and gents, a naughty commander for you!

pazunoart:

Ladys and gents, a naughty commander for you!

3 weeks ago on March 27th, 2014 | J | 8,380 notes

Did you think we would forget about the Renaissance Baby Weiners? DID YOU????

AND THEY NEVER FORGAVE. AND THEY NEVER FORGOT.

1 month ago on March 16th, 2014 | J | 58 notes
fyodorpavlov:

Commission for a naughty librarian (which is a bit redundant - librarians are naughty as a rule).
This one was a bit of a challenge - the patron wanted the piece to be mostly black and white with a touch of color. However, I wanted to differentiate the skin tones of the couple, and the red was just a fun bit of contrast. So the end result is a bit of a compromise - by no means full color, but not just a touch either. I think if I had to do it over again, I would have just gone with full color on both of the figures. But the patron was very happy with the result, and that’s what counts (I like it too!).

fyodorpavlov:

Commission for a naughty librarian (which is a bit redundant - librarians are naughty as a rule).

This one was a bit of a challenge - the patron wanted the piece to be mostly black and white with a touch of color. However, I wanted to differentiate the skin tones of the couple, and the red was just a fun bit of contrast. So the end result is a bit of a compromise - by no means full color, but not just a touch either. I think if I had to do it over again, I would have just gone with full color on both of the figures. But the patron was very happy with the result, and that’s what counts (I like it too!).

1 month ago on February 27th, 2014 | J | 498 notes
phosphorescentt:

I like the idea that mermaids lure men to their deaths but fall in love with women and help them become mermaids and all mermaids are like beautiful sea lesbians

phosphorescentt:

I like the idea that mermaids lure men to their deaths but fall in love with women and help them become mermaids and all mermaids are like beautiful sea lesbians

1 month ago on February 18th, 2014 | J | 132,631 notes

deathcomes4u:

buggy-heichou:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

orgasmichallucination:

pyjamazombie:

themasterofvillainy:

manisoke:

tevinter-is-coming:

Snow Queen (x)

heheheheheheheh

omg

Oglaf is the best

Fukken dwarves, jeez.

LESBIANS GET SHIT DONE

IS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY

Lesbians and also dwarven inventors

Well then

I cannot watch Disney’s ‘Frozen’ because this is all I can think about in relation to that movie.

christ I love Oglaf.

2 months ago on January 18th, 2014 | J | 41,682 notes

theveryworstthing:

fancy goldfish mermaids

4 months ago on December 16th, 2013 | J | 12,814 notes
butts…

butts…

4 months ago on November 30th, 2013 | J | 29 notes

Hell yeah, doing all my crimmus shopping at Walgreens this year!

4 months ago on November 27th, 2013 | J | 33 notes
Tagged as: #nsfw 

WELL OKAY YOU ALL SAID I SHOULD START DRAWING PORNY BITS

Cut because, well, porny bits.

Read More

7 months ago on September 8th, 2013 | J | 69 notes

Julianne Moore as Aoife Quinn

jeebus.

Julianne Moore as Aoife Quinn

jeebus.

10 months ago on June 17th, 2013 | J | 15 notes
drillbot:

doctor-anfelo:

superbears:

CUTE FACE 

BAD COSTUME

these fucking fake geek guys seriously

ARE THOSE STEAK KNIVES. HELP IT’S CUTLERINE.

drillbot:

doctor-anfelo:

superbears:

CUTE FACE 

BAD COSTUME

these fucking fake geek guys seriously

ARE THOSE STEAK KNIVES. HELP IT’S CUTLERINE.

1 year ago on February 20th, 2013 | J | 1,381 notes

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

quecaigaelsistema:

reclaimingthebraziliantag:

Rio Carnaval Parade of Série A.

Ariadna Thalia da Silva Arantes, first trans women ever to be the upfront Queen of Bateria at an official Carnaval Parade. She was representing the Escola de Samba Unidos de Vila Santa Tereza.

Mod note: And she rocked it!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

1 year ago on February 12th, 2013 | J | 5,539 notes
Tagged as: #GORGEOUS #nsfw 
1 year ago on January 22nd, 2013 | J | 318 notes
welovepaintings:

Donato Giancola The Golden RoseOil on paper mounted on panel-200791.44 x 121.92 cm(36” x 3’ 12”)Private collection

welovepaintings:

Donato Giancola 
The Golden Rose
Oil on paper mounted on panel
-2007
91.44 x 121.92 cm
(36” x 3’ 12”)
Private collection

1 year ago on January 9th, 2013 | J | 6,520 notes
siterlas:

fuckyeahlesbians:

[Image: extremely colorful art of two long-haired mermaids intertwined and kissing by a coral reef; one is pale, the other darker-skinned.]
(via Underwater by ~ramon-andrade on deviantART)

HELLO TUMBLR I THINK YOU NEED MORE LESBIAN MERMAIDS IN YOUR LIFE

siterlas:

fuckyeahlesbians:

[Image: extremely colorful art of two long-haired mermaids intertwined and kissing by a coral reef; one is pale, the other darker-skinned.]

(via Underwater by ~ramon-andrade on deviantART)

HELLO TUMBLR I THINK YOU NEED MORE LESBIAN MERMAIDS IN YOUR LIFE

1 year ago on November 29th, 2012 | J | 2,264 notes