zeldathemes
-FLATBEAR-

Notorious arter and reader of comics.

This is mainly an Marvel Comics/movies + Lord of the Rings art blog with a slight smattering of Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Community and more.

I am always happy to answer any asks sent my way!

This blog is occasionally NSFW and NOT spoiler-free. If you ever need me to tag anything, trigger or otherwise, please let me know!

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fictionalnotfactual:

Scarlett Johansson and Dita Von Teese - Flaunt USA October 2006

  #nsfw    #goddamn    #god    #damn    #god hot damn    #this is 100% what I;m about    #yes thank you  

renaissance baby weiners? I’m afarid to ask

BUT I AM TRULY GLAD THAT YOU DID.

  #cornwankies    #flatbearreplies    #nsfw    #not safe for life  
pazunoart:

Ladys and gents, a naughty commander for you!

pazunoart:

Ladys and gents, a naughty commander for you!

  #snk    #attack on titan    #erwin smith    #nsfw    #listen okay listen    #I don't usually reblob things like this    #BUT JESUS TAKE THE 3D MANOUVERING GEAR    #male objectification 2014  

Did you think we would forget about the Renaissance Baby Weiners? DID YOU????

AND THEY NEVER FORGAVE. AND THEY NEVER FORGOT.

  #maratini    #flatbearreplies    #nsfw  
fyodorpavlov:

Commission for a naughty librarian (which is a bit redundant - librarians are naughty as a rule).
This one was a bit of a challenge - the patron wanted the piece to be mostly black and white with a touch of color. However, I wanted to differentiate the skin tones of the couple, and the red was just a fun bit of contrast. So the end result is a bit of a compromise - by no means full color, but not just a touch either. I think if I had to do it over again, I would have just gone with full color on both of the figures. But the patron was very happy with the result, and that’s what counts (I like it too!).

fyodorpavlov:

Commission for a naughty librarian (which is a bit redundant - librarians are naughty as a rule).

This one was a bit of a challenge - the patron wanted the piece to be mostly black and white with a touch of color. However, I wanted to differentiate the skin tones of the couple, and the red was just a fun bit of contrast. So the end result is a bit of a compromise - by no means full color, but not just a touch either. I think if I had to do it over again, I would have just gone with full color on both of the figures. But the patron was very happy with the result, and that’s what counts (I like it too!).

  #mmmmmm this is so gorgeous    #femdom    #nsfw  
phosphorescentt:

I like the idea that mermaids lure men to their deaths but fall in love with women and help them become mermaids and all mermaids are like beautiful sea lesbians

phosphorescentt:

I like the idea that mermaids lure men to their deaths but fall in love with women and help them become mermaids and all mermaids are like beautiful sea lesbians

  #mm yes good another    #nsfw    #ish    #BOOBIES OH NO  

deathcomes4u:

buggy-heichou:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

orgasmichallucination:

pyjamazombie:

themasterofvillainy:

manisoke:

tevinter-is-coming:

Snow Queen (x)

heheheheheheheh

omg

Oglaf is the best

Fukken dwarves, jeez.

LESBIANS GET SHIT DONE

IS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY

Lesbians and also dwarven inventors

Well then

I cannot watch Disney’s ‘Frozen’ because this is all I can think about in relation to that movie.

christ I love Oglaf.

  #nsfw    #like really nsfw    #OGLAF IS WHERE FLATBEARS COME FROM  

theveryworstthing:

fancy goldfish mermaids

  #loooooove    #other people's art    #nsfw    #ish  
butts…

butts…

  #flatbearart    #green butts    #nsfw    #not safe for work    #bondage    #bdsm    #GREEN BUTTS  

Hell yeah, doing all my crimmus shopping at Walgreens this year!

  #nsfw  

WELL OKAY YOU ALL SAID I SHOULD START DRAWING PORNY BITS

Cut because, well, porny bits.

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  #flatbearart    #porny bits    #nsfw    #I guess    #oh man this was fun    #tw: bdsm    #I assume    #better safe than sorry  

Julianne Moore as Aoife Quinn

jeebus.

Julianne Moore as Aoife Quinn

jeebus.

  #porter city    #PORTER FUCKING CITY    #aoife quinn    #that's pronounced AY-FAH    #julianna moore    #goddamn    #DAMN AOIFE    #YOU SCARY    #nsfw    #ish  
drillbot:

doctor-anfelo:

superbears:

CUTE FACE 

BAD COSTUME

these fucking fake geek guys seriously

ARE THOSE STEAK KNIVES. HELP IT’S CUTLERINE.

drillbot:

doctor-anfelo:

superbears:

CUTE FACE 

BAD COSTUME

these fucking fake geek guys seriously

ARE THOSE STEAK KNIVES. HELP IT’S CUTLERINE.

  #nsfw    #ish    #omg    #this is hilarious  

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

quecaigaelsistema:

reclaimingthebraziliantag:

Rio Carnaval Parade of Série A.

Ariadna Thalia da Silva Arantes, first trans women ever to be the upfront Queen of Bateria at an official Carnaval Parade. She was representing the Escola de Samba Unidos de Vila Santa Tereza.

Mod note: And she rocked it!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

  #GORGEOUS    #nsfw  
  #nsfw    #gorgeous    #inspiration