FLATBEAR

Notorious arter and reader of comics.

This is mainly an Marvel Comics/movies/Lord of the Rings/art blog with a slight smattering of Teen Wolf, Parks and Recreation, Community and more.

I am always happy to answer any asks sent my way!

This blog is occasionally NSFW and mostly spoiler-free.

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WHAT THE JUNK. You can now buy this print on, well, fukkin everything!

Mugs, shirts, prints, stickers and more. GIVE ME YOUR DOLLARS. GIVE ME YOUR TEARS!

WHAT THE JUNK. You can now buy this print on, well, fukkin everything!

Mugs, shirts, prints, stickers and more. GIVE ME YOUR DOLLARS. GIVE ME YOUR TEARS!

5 days ago on April 12th, 2014 | J | 300 notes
fuck me I gotta sleep

fuck me I gotta sleep

1 week ago on April 9th, 2014 | J | 1,889 notes

Non-denominational winter-themed ornaments! As promised :) NGL, I like these more than the Christmas ones. More ornament-y.

Just the original group for now, because I have to get back to real work. I work hard for you, Marvel Fandom!

1 year ago on December 22nd, 2012 | J | 706 notes

HO HO HO DOOT DOOT.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TUMBLR*! Cut these babies out, stick’em to some cardboard, punch a hole in the top, thread some ribbon, hang those bbs up…HAPPY HOLIDAYS ETC!

*Okay obviously these are all Christmas themed, and that is because that’s what I know. I figured it was safest to do what I know, as opposed to risk offending someone with a different background. SO. If you celebrate something other than Christmas at this time of year, PLEASE SEND ME AN ASK and educate me! Tell me what I can draw, and what characters! HOLIDAY THINGS FOR EVERYONE.

1 year ago on November 19th, 2012 | J | 1,000 notes

hahaha I don’t know I guess I was feeling festive AND SUDDENLY TWENTY SUPERHERO STOCKINGS AAAGHHHFGHJKL.

Threw a little DC in there in the form of Booster Gold and Blue Beetle because there are some things I remember fondly from my DC days.

(Uh if anyone wants to use these for anything, patterns or whatever, they’re free for all)

1 year ago on October 28th, 2012 | J | 270 notes

A Day in the Life of Nick Fury and Phil Coulson

1 year ago on August 22nd, 2012 | J | 33,518 notes

Follow this blog. Like, NOW. You all know me. I can’t get enough of SHIELD. It’s my favorite world-security organisation that employs superheros ever. And that’s saying something.

SO GO FOLLOW. All that bomb Natasha I’ve been reblogging lately? Clint’s BootCanon? That’s where it comes from. Go and get in on the good stuff.

1 year ago on August 14th, 2012 | J | 2 notes
FuryCoulson?!

Anonymous

Omg I adore this pairing. Shield Mom and Dad.

who is the big spoon/little spoon

They don’t spoon. They wait.

(Seriously though, do you now how rare it is for these two to actually share a bed? Phil might slip in for an hour and curl up behind Nick, and then half a day later Nick will come back and fall asleep propped against the wall, with Phil’s forehead against his hip)


what is their favorite non-sexual activity

It started as a joke. It was actually how they got together - Phil started leaving the occasional note around a few years after he started at SHIELD, typical spy stuff, codes and puzzles, innocuous little things that weren’t anything to anyone, except someone who would know. What was a list of license plate numbers to someone else, was a dinner invitation to Nick Fury. They still do it. The puzzles have gotten harder, and the dinners have gotten more intimate.


who uses all the hot water in the morning

Neither. A lifetime of military training has left them both embarrassingly efficient, both spending less that five minutes in the shower. Nick tried to take a bath, once. A relaxing one. With candles and shit. But his gun slipped in from the side and Phil laughed so hard that they both swore never to do it again.


what they order from take out

Hot dogs. They rarely get anything delivered, instead grabbing a bite to eat from one of the stands outside the Triskellion. It’s not healthy, but they usually meet up together at the end of the day and it’s the only way to guarantee they’ll at least leave for home together.


what is the most trivial thing they fight over

How to discipline the kids. Fury wants to shove every single avenger out of the loading bay at least twice a day. Phil is a big believer in ironic and clever punishment. They usually just send Maria down to scream for an hour.


who does most of the cleaning

Agent Galaga. Until he learns that billion dollar surveillance equipment isn’t installed on trillion dollar flying defense bases solely for his amusement.


what has a season pass in their DVR

Major league baseball and Eureka, because damn it’s funny as hell to relate their lives to ScyFy shows.


who leaves their stuff around

Neither of them. Seriously, to walk into their condo is to think you’ve walked into a show home. it’s all very neat and nice but there aren’t very many personal touches. Unless you wander into the study. Neither of them use it for anything, but the bookshelves are crammed with so many photos it looks like a storage warehouse for picture frame models. There are boxes and boxes of military commendations and medals in a chest in a storage closet, and there’s a dog bed under a desk that hasn’t been occupied for about seven years. Maybe one day.


who remembers to buy the milk

Nick. Keeps you strong, you know. Good for your bones. Makes your eyesight sharp. At least that’s what Phil says, behind a grin, every time be brings a bag of food home.


who remembers anniversaries


Both of them. They don’t really make a big deal out of it - they’re getting older, there’s not much point in celebrating the same thing over and over. But there’s a week in the middle of december where they hand the keys to Maria, vanish without a word, and come back looking a little older, a little happier, and a little closer.

1 year ago on June 28th, 2012 | J | 20 notes

1 year ago on May 27th, 2012 | J | 9,583 notes

Feel the love.

Dedicated to my superwife.

(Click for better quality)

1 year ago on May 27th, 2012 | J | 2,252 notes
COMING SOON, TO A TUMBLR NEAR YOU.

Get your questions ready, and distract me from the work that I should be doing!

COMING SOON, TO A TUMBLR NEAR YOU.

Get your questions ready, and distract me from the work that I should be doing!

2 years ago on April 17th, 2012 | J | 16 notes

So…

A couple of my friends on facebook were talking about Nick Fury reading Go The Fuck To Sleep, and dared me to come up with a verse for each Avenger on the fly.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Thor, put your hammer down.
No more pop-tarts for a week.
Your father is sleeping, so why aren’t you?
Just go the fuck to sleep.
 
It’s time for Tony to go to bed.
JARVIS won’t make a peep.
You can be a billionaire playboy tomorrow.
Now go the fuck to sleep.
 
Steve is curled up on his shield.
The lights are out on the street.
Time to dream of apple pies.
And go the fuck to sleep.

Even Bruce is all hulked out.
No more giants leaps.
You wouldn’t like him when he’s tired.
So he went the fuck to sleep.

Clint never misses bedtime.
His purple blanket is in a heap.
Clint, get out of Natasha’s bed.
And go the fuck to sleep.

Natasha has had enough of this.
It’s sleeper-holds for the weak.
That’s why she’s my favorite agent.
She’s going the fuck to sleep.

Even Coulson is ready for bed.
To dream of tazing sheep.
Supernanny marathon’s on tomorrow.
So go the fuck to sleep.


The Avengers are all in bed now.
I think I’m gonna weep.
Good thing I’ve already got one eye closed.
I’m going the fuck to sleep.
2 years ago on November 28th, 2011 | J | 2,703 notes
plays

sophlw:

Hawkeye Avengers TV Spot (fanmade)

Okay, this is pretty fucking excellent…

2 years ago on October 2nd, 2011 | J | 8 notes
Thank god someone finally capped this!

Look at her. Look at that Maria Hill swag. Look at that SHIELD uniform.

God damn. I am so excited for this.

Thank god someone finally capped this!

Look at her. Look at that Maria Hill swag. Look at that SHIELD uniform.

God damn. I am so excited for this.

2 years ago on September 21st, 2011 | J | 19 notes

I LOVE THIS.

2 years ago on September 6th, 2011 | J | 39,198 notes