Hah. 4am innuendo. Comedy gold.
Marchingjaybird gets a credit for Clint’s increasingly horrified face.

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Hah. 4am innuendo. Comedy gold.
Marchingjaybird gets a credit for Clint’s increasingly horrified face.
S.H.I.E.L.D + Supernatural why the hell not.
Up too late drawing shit again. Bartonlife2012.
Avengers Dungeons & Dragons night never ends well.
They usually end up fighting real dragons.
Fucking dragons.
Bonus Mom Coulson bringing the Mountain Dew and Cheetos.



‘Natasha’s favorite food is the blood of her enemies, and when Clint grows up, he wants to be a Jack Russel Terrier!’
Starkexpos and I have a theory, in which the best way to avoid killing the entire world around you is to imagine various avengers in Child Pageants, with Coulson and Sitwell as Pageant moms.
I want to say this is the worst thing I have ever drawn BUT THE FACT IS I LOVE IT HA HA HA NO GIVE ME BACK MY TABLET-

He was the one who would always have her back, not because he thought she needed any help, but simply because it made her happy.
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She was the one who always found him in his darkest moments and understood. She didn’t try to rationalize it, didn’t try to belittle it, she just accepted all the worst… and stood next to him anyway.
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In the end, they’d always find their way back.








How do I palm tree.
You’re a spy, not a soldier.Herr God, Herr Lucifer
Beware
Beware.Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.
-Sylvia Plath, “Lady Lazarus”

Filling my sketchbook with Avengers at ~fancy partiiiiies…
Clint ain’t having none of your bullshit tuxedos.
Follow this blog. Like, NOW. You all know me. I can’t get enough of SHIELD. It’s my favorite world-security organisation that employs superheros ever. And that’s saying something.
SO GO FOLLOW. All that bomb Natasha I’ve been reblogging lately? Clint’s BootCanon? That’s where it comes from. Go and get in on the good stuff.
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Bucky: You haven’t said anything about the suit yet.Namor: What’s there to say? You’ve already made your choice. I suppose Rogers would be fine with it.[As close to the Sub-Mariner’s approval as I’m ever likely to get.] — From Captain America v5, #46 by Ed Brubaker, art by Steve Epting
I loved this arc and Namor and Bucky being bros.
I read this trade at work on friday. Cover to cover. It was so goddamned good. It highlighted some of my favorite relationships in comics (Bucky and Namor, Bucky and Tash, Bucky and Steve’s Legacy, everything Jim Hammond), as well as telling an incredible story.
If you are still slightly in the dark when it comes to Bucky Barnes, and you don’t quite get what makes him a compelling character outside of WW2, I whole-heartedly recommend picking up Captain America - The Man Without A Face. It’s sad, enthralling, exciting, funny, heartbreaking and suspenseful. There were at least two moments where I yelped out loud, and people gave me weird looks.
It’s also a great introduction to two amazing characters that fans who came in through the movies might not be entirely familiar with - Jim Hammond (The original Human Torch) and Namor (The original sassy gay best friend).
PICK IT UP. TELL THEM FLATBEAR SENT YOU. DECLINE TO EXPLAIN WHO FLATBEAR IS.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mllkfra51qjgjn3o1_500.jpg)
Bucky: You haven’t said anything about the suit yet.
Namor: What’s there to say? You’ve already made your choice. I suppose Rogers would be fine with it.
[As close to the Sub-Mariner’s approval as I’m ever likely to get.]
— From Captain America v5, #46 by Ed Brubaker, art by Steve EptingI loved this arc and Namor and Bucky being bros.
I read this trade at work on friday. Cover to cover. It was so goddamned good. It highlighted some of my favorite relationships in comics (Bucky and Namor, Bucky and Tash, Bucky and Steve’s Legacy, everything Jim Hammond), as well as telling an incredible story.
If you are still slightly in the dark when it comes to Bucky Barnes, and you don’t quite get what makes him a compelling character outside of WW2, I whole-heartedly recommend picking up Captain America - The Man Without A Face. It’s sad, enthralling, exciting, funny, heartbreaking and suspenseful. There were at least two moments where I yelped out loud, and people gave me weird looks.
It’s also a great introduction to two amazing characters that fans who came in through the movies might not be entirely familiar with - Jim Hammond (The original Human Torch) and Namor (The original sassy gay best friend).
PICK IT UP. TELL THEM FLATBEAR SENT YOU. DECLINE TO EXPLAIN WHO FLATBEAR IS.