New covers! New creative teams! New looks!

AND THE NEW FF BOOK IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. AND I HAVE SEEN MY OWN BONES AND SURGICAL TOOLS STICKING OUT OF MY FUCKING BODY.

I hope you know how much I love you, Tumblr. I feel filthy just saving that image to my computer in order to post it here. I need to take a shower with all of my clothes on.

FF! Featuring…

Scott Lang! The most inoffensively boring Ant-man!

She-Hulk! Wondering why the fuck she can’t get a decent book of her own again!

Medusa! Currently smashing her fist into a mirror and screaming I AM ROYALTY GODDAMNIT I AM BETTER THAN THIS.

And introducing…..miss thing. I can’t even apply proper punctuation. miss thing. For those of us that feel like vomiting, here’s the official word!

‘new character Miss Thing, wearing a suit of armour and described by Fraction as a, “Lohan-esque celebutante blonde’

I TRUSTED YOU. I TRUSTED YOU. GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT, MR FRACTION.

[Insert drawing of Johnny Storm showing up, snapping fingers, and hollering ‘HAY MISS THING’ while She-Hulk and Medusa take turns smashing their heads into the side of the Baxter Building.]

Marvel NOW is rapidly turning into Marvel WHY.