New look for Captain America…

Come back, Brubaker. Come back Lark, and Breitweiser. I will sell my body outside of Marvel HQ if you will come back. I will sell my girlfriend’s body. My cats…
Just please, god. Someone put Romita Jr in a very small box, very far underground, very far away…
This year, I will be thankful for every hilarious picture Chris Hemsworth has provided us with over the course of his tenure as Thor.


He’s a gift.
ALL the advice for this girl!
Here is the post I made earlier concerning getting into comics, and being intimidated by the decades of history. I will repeat the most important thing - you’re not going to know everything! You’re NEVER going to know everything! The owner of my local comic store doesn’t know everything! Don’t ever let that stop you from picking up a book - get used to being a little confused, and just jump in head-first! I will always be here to help anyone that needs it, as will marchingjaybird and starkexpos, and comicvine.com is a comic fan’s best friend!
Now, specifically! Avengersssss, my crack. My bread and butter! There are a few recommendations in the earlier post, and I would like to add Avengers Assemble to that. Great book, familiar cast, new story arc starting in November with issue #9! the book is half comics-verse and half movie-verse, so it’s a really great way to dip your feet in the water and see if you like it. Get it at your local comic store, or check out the first six issues on comiXology.com!
Now as for Deadpool, I can recommend two courses of action! First of all, let me make something crystal. I’m not a huge Deadpool fan. When he’s well written, he’s amazing, but the problem with ‘funny’ characters is that they quickly turn into ‘irritating’ characters. So if I am recc’ing something as a non-Deapool fan, you KNOW I must have loved it!
Cable and Deadpool is one of my most favorite series of all time, and was one of the books that I broke into comics through. Deadpool is HILARIOUS in this, made even moreso by pairing him with the very droll and deadpan Cable (Who is basically the son of Scott Summers from the FUUU~TUUUURE and pretty much gets to the point where he thinks that he’s jesus. Yep.). The series is over and gathered up into collected volumes, so it’s an easy book to start on!
And the best thing? This is a long series, so it runs straight through Marvel events such as Civil War, without getting totally involved. You get a good look at the recent history of the Marvel U, without having to smother yourself in a thousand different books. Look for cameos by Cap, Bucky, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, and more. You can thank me later for introducing you to Bob, Agent of Hydra.
And now, the second course of action, and here is where it gets REALLY exciting! Deadpool is getting a shiny new book in the upcoming Marvel Now relaunch, written in part by comedian Brian Posehn! I am VERY excited for this book, and hope to get back into Deadpool through it. More than that, it’s going to be a perfect jumping-in point for new readers! That means you!
And here is my last piece of advice. If you have a local comic book store? Make friends. Go. Visit. Introduce yourself to the people working there. I can only help so much, as can the rest of the internet - there is NOTHING like having a solid relationship with your LCS. If you are lucky enough to have a good comic store within driving distance, it will be worth it’s weight in gold. I know it can be intimidating, but you will never regret trying!
Since you are a huge Maria Hill fan(As i am), you should know that she'll be the co-star of the New "Indestructible Hulk" book. Since Banner/Hulk will be working for SHIELD in that ongoing.
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Hear that, everyone? I know there are a good few Hulk fans that follow me, and a SLEW of Maria Hill fans. This book is starting very soon, and I for one will be buying it. That’s right, I will be buying a Hulk ongoing, for the first time ever. Mark Waid is one of the absolute best writers out there.
Indestructible Hulk. Hitting shelves in November!
Follow this blog. Like, NOW. You all know me. I can’t get enough of SHIELD. It’s my favorite world-security organisation that employs superheros ever. And that’s saying something.
SO GO FOLLOW. All that bomb Natasha I’ve been reblogging lately? Clint’s BootCanon? That’s where it comes from. Go and get in on the good stuff.
New covers! New creative teams! New looks!
AND THE NEW FF BOOK IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. AND I HAVE SEEN MY OWN BONES AND SURGICAL TOOLS STICKING OUT OF MY FUCKING BODY.

I hope you know how much I love you, Tumblr. I feel filthy just saving that image to my computer in order to post it here. I need to take a shower with all of my clothes on.
FF! Featuring…
Scott Lang! The most inoffensively boring Ant-man!
She-Hulk! Wondering why the fuck she can’t get a decent book of her own again!
Medusa! Currently smashing her fist into a mirror and screaming I AM ROYALTY GODDAMNIT I AM BETTER THAN THIS.
And introducing…..miss thing. I can’t even apply proper punctuation. miss thing. For those of us that feel like vomiting, here’s the official word!
‘new character Miss Thing, wearing a suit of armour and described by Fraction as a, “Lohan-esque celebutante blonde’
I TRUSTED YOU. I TRUSTED YOU. GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT, MR FRACTION.
[Insert drawing of Johnny Storm showing up, snapping fingers, and hollering ‘HAY MISS THING’ while She-Hulk and Medusa take turns smashing their heads into the side of the Baxter Building.]
Marvel NOW is rapidly turning into Marvel WHY.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo wow I didn’t realize sales were THAT bad.
Goddamnit this was one of the books I really looked forward to every month. I can’t say I’m surprised that it’s getting canned, but still. Sadface. It broke a lot of the old molds, not just with storytelling, but with format and style as well. Now where am I going to get my monthly dose of Dr Strange being a creepy motherfucker?
Welcome to The S.H.I.E.L.D. Initiative.
‘And there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand…’
That day came and went, and the world survived. But the threats didn’t end with Loki and the Chitauri; in the wake of true supervillainy came a new breed of criminal. Every new mastermind and aspiring overlord stretched the Avengers thin, and the decision was made to add to the ranks of the earth’s mightiest.
The S.H.I.E.L.D. Initiative began.
(The SHIELD Initiative is a Marvel RP set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and intent on adapting 616 characters to fit into the MCU. We are currently accepting applications for characters, and will be starting the first wave of plots at the start of August. Please contact a mod if you have any questions)
my tumblr summed up in 7 questions
URL: flatbear
top 5 fandoms you’ll see:
- Marvel Comics
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (Sexpos is right, it’s a straight up different bag of cats)
- DC Comics (Pre-boot only)
- Doctor Who
- Supernatural (But usually only on a tuesday)
top 3 celebrities you’ll see:
- Rdj
- J-Ren
- Scar-Jo. I don’t post a whole hell of a lot of celebs.
top 3 other topics you’ll see:
- Blabbing about art.
- Talking about my awful cats.
- Reblogging shit from my wonderful girl. I’m 100% gaybones for her.
do i make graphics? Nope, but I draw all day erry day.
do i liveblog? No never ever no. Liveblogging is the bane of my existance.
my ask box is: Always open, provided you’re polite. Please don’t demand art unless I’m offering. And I usually only answer a couple of anons before I get paranoid about spamming my dash, so unanon when you can. Also I *LOVE* answering questions about comics, so there’s that.
Thor 2 News.
Zachary Levi has been re-cast as Fandral!
As sad as I am to see Josh Dallas go, I understand his commitment to Once Upon A Time, and am not really surprised by this. Plus the fact remains that Levi was originally cast as Fandral, but had to back out when Chuck was renewed.
…plus he basically played Fandral in Tangled, so.
Bird Song // Florence + the Machine
Oh my god can I talk about this for a second? Like holy shit. Was this song WRITTEN about Norman Osborne in Dark Avengers? It couldn’t be more perfect. And the way the pictures show his slow descent, his deconstruction….
/GROSS SOBBING/