FLATBEAR

Notorious arter and reader of comics.

This is mainly an Marvel Comics/movies/Lord of the Rings/art blog with a slight smattering of Teen Wolf, Parks and Recreation, Community and more.

I am always happy to answer any asks sent my way!

This blog is occasionally NSFW and mostly spoiler-free.

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brodinsons:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT FANDRAL YOU SLY DOG

brodinsons:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT FANDRAL YOU SLY DOG

2 years ago on November 4th, 2011 | J | 926 notes

Avengers + Mean Girls

Hawkeye: *double take, leans forward* In the name of all that is holy, will you look at Steve Rogers's uniform?
Black Widow: *eye roll* Of course, all the Avengers are on the same assignment.
Hulk: Who're the Avengers?
Hawkeye: They're superhero royalty. If S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ was People Magazine, they'd always be on the cover.
Black Widow: *pointing* That one there---that's Steve Rogers. He's one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. Clint went on a mission to Afghanistan with him last year.
Hawkeye: He asked me how to spell "shield."
Black Widow: And that little one---that's Tony Stark.
Hawkeye: He's totally rich because his dad founded Stark Industries. And invented the flying car, or so Tony claims.
Black Widow: *leans in toward Hulk* Tony Stark knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone.
Hawkeye: That's why his hair is so spiky: it's full of secrets.
Black Widow: And evil taken a divine form in Thor Odinson. Don't be fooled, 'cause he might seem like your typical selfish, backstabbing, slut-face ho-bag, but in reality, he is so much more than that.
Hawkeye: He's the king of the pride, the star---those other two are just his little workers. *glances at Black Widow; both shudder*
2 years ago on October 5th, 2011 | J | 55 notes
2 years ago on October 4th, 2011 | J | 6,885 notes

Coulson, never change. Ever.

2 years ago on October 1st, 2011 | J | 2,693 notes
2 years ago on September 26th, 2011 | J | 878,507 notes
neph-le-geek:

I’m not sure who’s more hilarious in this scene… But These Crazy Situations are all brought to you by Loki (c).


Hey. Hey Fandral. Hey Mr. Dashing. You know how you and your buds would hide around corners, ready to toss some witty and cutting barb in Loki’s direction?

THAT’S WHY HE’S CRAZY.

neph-le-geek:

I’m not sure who’s more hilarious in this scene… But These Crazy Situations are all brought to you by Loki (c).

Hey. Hey Fandral. Hey Mr. Dashing. You know how you and your buds would hide around corners, ready to toss some witty and cutting barb in Loki’s direction?

THAT’S WHY HE’S CRAZY.

2 years ago on September 24th, 2011 | J | 26 notes

raptor-22:

*

2 years ago on September 16th, 2011 | J | 194 notes
marchingjaybird:

stentorian-loathsome-girl:

twinkle, twinkle little bat!

Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph, and Damian’s over there on the side, with the blanket pulled up so he doesn’t have to look at all of those other, inferior Batbabies.

marchingjaybird:

stentorian-loathsome-girl:

twinkle, twinkle little bat!

Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph, and Damian’s over there on the side, with the blanket pulled up so he doesn’t have to look at all of those other, inferior Batbabies.

2 years ago on September 10th, 2011 | J | 211 notes
Featured: My general reaction to Guy Gardner.

Featured: My general reaction to Guy Gardner.

2 years ago on September 9th, 2011 | J | 68 notes
Tagged as: #OH GOD GUY #LOL 
2 years ago on September 7th, 2011 | J | 1,033 notes
thatoneturk:

likeanaddict:

I regret nothing.

Nor should you. This is perfect.

if Mean Avenger Girls becomes a thing, I will go to my grave knowing that I lead a full life.

thatoneturk:

likeanaddict:

I regret nothing.

Nor should you. This is perfect.

if Mean Avenger Girls becomes a thing, I will go to my grave knowing that I lead a full life.

2 years ago on September 4th, 2011 | J | 3,029 notes

skateboardingchic:

cheschirecat38:

 I’m warning you, I am a lethal killing machine. It was a secret government experiment. They did stuff to me.Spooky stuff… Anal stuff. It turned me into a dangerous telekinetic. As the ancient Tibetan Philosophy states “Don’t start none, won’t be none!” 

                                                                              The Losers

THIS WAS THE BEST SCENE

A singer in a smoky room…

2 years ago on August 31st, 2011 | J | 267 notes
Looks like it’s going to be a Loki gif kind of day.

Looks like it’s going to be a Loki gif kind of day.

2 years ago on August 26th, 2011 | J | 306 notes

maddie-son:

Jeremy Renner petting Tom Hiddleston’s ass… twice.

WOW he really is smacking him on the ass, isn’t he? WAY TO GET INTO YOUR ROLE, RENNER.

2 years ago on August 23rd, 2011 | J | 1,193 notes

thatoneturk:

He does it because it bothers you.

Best. Show. Ever.

2 years ago on August 21st, 2011 | J | 30,766 notes