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AnonymousYup! You can find some of my Hulkeye stuff here, here, and here, with a few other little sketches scattered through my art tag!
I ship Hulk/Clint more than I ship Bruce/Clint, which comes from Avengers: EMH :)
Bruce/Clint for viper-fox.
Thank you for commissioning, it was fun! *v*I am full of FEELINGS. I’m glad you had fun, and again I’m just suihgsiudg all over this. This is perfect. Thank you so much!!
Anonymouswho is the big spoon/little spoon
Neither. Bruce is kind of touchy about having someone cling to him when he’s asleep, and Clint gets that. They start out the night on either sides of the bed, but more often lately they’re waking up curled around eachother.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Nerd 20 questions. usually about other Avengers, although Bruce will slip in some science when he wants to trip Clint up. Coincidentally, Clint has started referring to sex as ‘Slipping in some science’…
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Bruce. Do you have any idea how long it takes to thoroughly wash all of that body hair? Even with help? Really, really eager help okay, Clint. Clint, that’s enough. Stop. The water is cold. What are you doing, get up, you’ll get soap in your eyes and…oh…oh okay…ngh…
what they order from take out
Do you know how hard it is to find good vegetarian takeout in New York? Okay, it’s…actually pretty easy. Bruce is just fussy. Really fussy. So he usually just cooks for himself. Clint sits on the edge of the counter with a carton full of cashew chicken and noodles, and watches.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
See the above Clint sitting on the counter? Yeah. That’s what they fight about. Clint’s tendancy to drape himself everywhere. On counters, couches, over work benches, in Bruce’s lap. He’s like a beanie baby - a terrible beanie baby.
who does most of the cleaning
Oh, Bruce. Bruce does practically everything. He cleans, but it’s not really as in-depth as most people. He likes a little clutter, it’s comforting. Plus watching Clint trip over his boots in the morning is always entertaining.
what has a season pass in their DVR
Crime shows. Law and orders, Monk, CSIs, etc. Trashy crime shows that they can both shut their brain totally off for. But most of the time, it’s Bruce reading with Clint’s head in his lap.
who leaves their stuff around
Clint. Always Clint. His place is lines with rows of shit kicked to the side, with little pathways forged through the crap leading to bathroom, bedroom, and kitchen.
who remembers to buy the milk
Clint. He’s the only one that drinks it, and does so every morning. he usually needs to buy a new gallon every night. And picks up a head of lettuce for Bruce. Because it makes him laugh.
who remembers anniversaries
Neither of them. After everything, they both get a little nervous when it comes to marking the passage of time. They take every day as it comes, and one day, ten years down the track, they might go out for a quiet dinner. But not say why.
Suki/Sokka
Thor/Sif
John/Wally
HO HO MASTERPOST. All of my OTP prompts, in rebloggable format, as requested! Danke!
…I think I’m just gonna tag ship names and fandoms.
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don’t you fall / be good tanyas
don’t you fall in love with me
don’t show me your affection
i can’t give you what you want from me
i don’t want your attention
take a chance on me / erasure
if you change your mind i’m the first in line
honey i’m still free take a chance on me
if you need me let me know and i’ll be around
if you’ve got no place to go when you’re feeling down
all this and heaven too / florence + the machine
and i would give all this and heaven too
i would give it all if only for a moment
that i could just understand the meaning of the word you see
cause i’ve been scrawling it forever
but it never makes sense to me at all
some nights / fun.
well some nights i wish that this all would end
cause i could use some friends for a change
and some nights i’m scared you’ll forget me again
some nights i always win, i always win
sweetheart come / nick cave & the bad seeds
the ones you fear are wind and air
and i love you without measure
it seems we can be happy now
be it better late than never
in my head / queens of the stone age
keep on playin’ our favorite song
turn it up while you’re gone
it’s all i’ve got when you’re in my head
and you’re in my head so i need it
sigh no more / mumford & sons
love; it will not betray you
dismay or enslave you, it will set you free
be more like the man you were made to be
two kinds of happiness / the strokes
happiness is two different things
what you take and then what you bring
one is pleasure, one is the flame
one’s devotion, one’s just deranged
“so, are you goin’ to get ready or what?”
“can’t I be the lazy one for a change? I like to watch you getting dressed.”
“you just like to stare at my ass.”
“maybe, maybe…”
NO H8 : Clint/Bruce version
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Feel the love.
Dedicated to my superwife.
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I honestly don’t know why I wrote this. So there’s that.
Title: Mind Eraser, No Chaser
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Clint Barton/Bruce Banner/Hulk
Rating: Teen & Up
Summary: A demi-god, a living legend, a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist, a man with breathtaking anger management issues, and a couple of master assassins walk into a bar…Shamelessly inspired by the Avengers TFLN gifs by bartonesque.
I cannot with this fic. I literally cannot. I laughed so hard I started crying, and it has one of THE best Hulk/Hawkeye moments I’ve ever seen, ever. This is maaaaagnificent.
