FLATBEAR

Notorious arter and reader of comics.

This is mainly an Marvel Comics/movies/Lord of the Rings/art blog with a slight smattering of Teen Wolf, Parks and Recreation, Community and more.

I am always happy to answer any asks sent my way!

This blog is occasionally NSFW and mostly spoiler-free.

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Hulk strongest there is, old chap!

Do what makes you laugh, everyone! Draw or write or watch or think about whatever makes you smile. And tonight at Draw Class*, talking about Hulk as a Victorian-era Strongman made me laugh like a madwoman!

*my good friend Larkin Ford, who’s comic EHMM THEORY will soon be published (EEE!), is teaching a cartooning class at a local gallery owned by Marikolove’s mom. She, her man Dragonklaw82, and me went to a test class tonight to make sure nothing like, exploded or anything. It was a lot of fun!

Hulk strongest there is, old chap!


Do what makes you laugh, everyone! Draw or write or watch or think about whatever makes you smile. And tonight at Draw Class*, talking about Hulk as a Victorian-era Strongman made me laugh like a madwoman!

*my good friend Larkin Ford, who’s comic EHMM THEORY will soon be published (EEE!), is teaching a cartooning class at a local gallery owned by Marikolove’s mom. She, her man Dragonklaw82, and me went to a test class tonight to make sure nothing like, exploded or anything. It was a lot of fun!

1 month ago on April 15th, 2013 | J | 89 notes

Batter up!

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1 month ago on April 14th, 2013 | J | 399 notes


WELL. I HOPE YOU’RE ALL QUITE HAPPY! Not only did I hit my original follower goal, but I just hit 3k. I think that’s deserving of a little remix of my original offering!

Thank you all, it really makes me smile :)

WELL. I HOPE YOU’RE ALL QUITE HAPPY! Not only did I hit my original follower goal, but I just hit 3k. I think that’s deserving of a little remix of my original offering!

Thank you all, it really makes me smile :)

4 months ago on December 23rd, 2012 | J | 298 notes

Non-denominational winter-themed ornaments! As promised :) NGL, I like these more than the Christmas ones. More ornament-y.

Just the original group for now, because I have to get back to real work. I work hard for you, Marvel Fandom!

4 months ago on December 22nd, 2012 | J | 293 notes
THAT IS AVENGERS ASSEMBLE #9 WRITTEN BY KELLY SUE DECONNICK AND DRAWN BY STEFANO CASELLI!

Guys I can’t recommend picking this up enough. It’s the start of a new arc! BEST TIME TO JUMP IN! Science Bros! Spider-men and women! Captains both Marvel and America!

If you don’t have a local comic store, go here and pick it up IMMEDIATELY. If you DO have a local comic store, pre-order the shit out of it! Pre-order one for yourself, one for a friend! One for your mom, one for your dog! One for Iron Man to read while Hulk is fastball-specialing his ass to the moon!

Also more of this:

THAT IS AVENGERS ASSEMBLE #9 WRITTEN BY KELLY SUE DECONNICK AND DRAWN BY STEFANO CASELLI!

Guys I can’t recommend picking this up enough. It’s the start of a new arc! BEST TIME TO JUMP IN! Science Bros! Spider-men and women! Captains both Marvel and America!

If you don’t have a local comic store, go here and pick it up IMMEDIATELY. If you DO have a local comic store, pre-order the shit out of it! Pre-order one for yourself, one for a friend! One for your mom, one for your dog! One for Iron Man to read while Hulk is fastball-specialing his ass to the moon!

Also more of this:

6 months ago on November 15th, 2012 | J | 103 notes

hahaha I don’t know I guess I was feeling festive AND SUDDENLY TWENTY SUPERHERO STOCKINGS AAAGHHHFGHJKL.

Threw a little DC in there in the form of Booster Gold and Blue Beetle because there are some things I remember fondly from my DC days.

(Uh if anyone wants to use these for anything, patterns or whatever, they’re free for all)

6 months ago on October 28th, 2012 | J | 268 notes
i know phlint is your ultimate otp for them but do you ship bruce/clint?

Anonymous

Yup! You can find some of my Hulkeye stuff here, here, and here, with a few other little sketches scattered through my art tag!

I ship Hulk/Clint more than I ship Bruce/Clint, which comes from Avengers: EMH :)

7 months ago on September 21st, 2012 | J | 1 note
P. Oh my god, P.


OH GOD WE’RE ALL MANICORNS.

…and ladycorns.

8 months ago on September 16th, 2012 | J | 6 notes

How do I palm tree.

8 months ago on September 6th, 2012 | J | 1,771 notes
It’s in the middle of a battle. Let’s say they’re fighting AIM, because damn I find AIM and MODOK to be straight up hi-larious.
Anyway. MODOK and his cronies skip a wormhole (shh) to the other side of Manhattan in order to continue their nefarious nefariousness. Tony’s suit is busted as shit and he’s not confident to fly it, and Thor…well. The last time Thor went off in Manhattan alone he ended up in Jersey. The Quinjet is in pieces and no-one can get SHIELD on the comm, so…they take the subway.
Tony isn’t thrilled. Usually the suit is flexible enough for him to sit down, but not in the shape it’s currently in. He can’t even lift an arm to hold on to the bar properly, so he’s getting tossed around like a ball in a pinball machine. Eventually Hulk gets sick of it and bear hugs him, sitting down in the middle of the floor.
Hulk is a different matter. They had to get him on, and the adrenaline was running too hot for him to de-green…but he couldn’t fit through the doors. That particular section of the train doesn’t have doors anymore, and there’s a hell of a weird smell coming in from the tunnel.
Hulk doesn’t mind the subway. He happily informed everyone ‘Hulk take subway to baseball game once. Have car all to self. Room to stretch legs out.’
Natasha is not happy. This is a confined space. access at both ends. No doors. Not good. She’s restless, twitchy, nervous and on guard. She spends most of the trip perched on the back of the seat, right up until Clint cracks a joke about the paranoid maniacs that you always meet on the subway.
Clint is punched in the face. He spends the trip sitting as far away from everyone else as possible.
Steve is getting on everyone’s nerves. He really is. He thinks this is the best damn thing since sliced bread. He suggests to Tony that they should just use public transportation from now on - they can get anywhere in the city just be taking the tube! More than that, SHIELD could really do something better with all of the money they spend on fixing the jets. In fact, you always meet the most interesting people on the subway, maybe they could start doing public appearances to help clean up the city’s public Tony why are  you pointing the repulsors at me…
Thor isn’t in the car with everyone else. He’s riding on the front of it. You see, it did stop working. About ten minutes into their journey. Tony got about three words into his plan to fix it with science before Thor leaped out, struck the third rail with mjolnir, and quickly became one with the front of the subway train. He’s having the time of his life.
They miss their stop by five. MODOK and AIM now control everything south of the Hudson. All Hail Emperor MODOK…

It’s in the middle of a battle. Let’s say they’re fighting AIM, because damn I find AIM and MODOK to be straight up hi-larious.

Anyway. MODOK and his cronies skip a wormhole (shh) to the other side of Manhattan in order to continue their nefarious nefariousness. Tony’s suit is busted as shit and he’s not confident to fly it, and Thor…well. The last time Thor went off in Manhattan alone he ended up in Jersey. The Quinjet is in pieces and no-one can get SHIELD on the comm, so…they take the subway.

Tony isn’t thrilled. Usually the suit is flexible enough for him to sit down, but not in the shape it’s currently in. He can’t even lift an arm to hold on to the bar properly, so he’s getting tossed around like a ball in a pinball machine. Eventually Hulk gets sick of it and bear hugs him, sitting down in the middle of the floor.

Hulk is a different matter. They had to get him on, and the adrenaline was running too hot for him to de-green…but he couldn’t fit through the doors. That particular section of the train doesn’t have doors anymore, and there’s a hell of a weird smell coming in from the tunnel.

Hulk doesn’t mind the subway. He happily informed everyone ‘Hulk take subway to baseball game once. Have car all to self. Room to stretch legs out.’

Natasha is not happy. This is a confined space. access at both ends. No doors. Not good. She’s restless, twitchy, nervous and on guard. She spends most of the trip perched on the back of the seat, right up until Clint cracks a joke about the paranoid maniacs that you always meet on the subway.

Clint is punched in the face. He spends the trip sitting as far away from everyone else as possible.

Steve is getting on everyone’s nerves. He really is. He thinks this is the best damn thing since sliced bread. He suggests to Tony that they should just use public transportation from now on - they can get anywhere in the city just be taking the tube! More than that, SHIELD could really do something better with all of the money they spend on fixing the jets. In fact, you always meet the most interesting people on the subway, maybe they could start doing public appearances to help clean up the city’s public Tony why are  you pointing the repulsors at me…

Thor isn’t in the car with everyone else. He’s riding on the front of it. You see, it did stop working. About ten minutes into their journey. Tony got about three words into his plan to fix it with science before Thor leaped out, struck the third rail with mjolnir, and quickly became one with the front of the subway train. He’s having the time of his life.

They miss their stop by five. MODOK and AIM now control everything south of the Hudson. All Hail Emperor MODOK…

8 months ago on August 27th, 2012 | J | 11 notes
Since you are a huge Maria Hill fan(As i am), you should know that she'll be the co-star of the New "Indestructible Hulk" book. Since Banner/Hulk will be working for SHIELD in that ongoing.


Hear that, everyone? I know there are a good few Hulk fans that follow me, and a SLEW of Maria Hill fans. This book is starting very soon, and I for one will be buying it. That’s right, I will be buying a Hulk ongoing, for the first time ever. Mark Waid is one of the absolute best writers out there. 

Indestructible Hulk. Hitting shelves in November!

9 months ago on August 21st, 2012 | J | 4 notes
Welcome to The S.H.I.E.L.D. Initiative.

‘And there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand…’
That day came and went, and the world survived. But the threats didn’t end with Loki and the Chitauri; in the wake of true supervillainy came a new breed of criminal. Every new mastermind and aspiring overlord stretched the Avengers thin, and the decision was made to add to the ranks of the earth’s mightiest.
The S.H.I.E.L.D. Initiative began.

(The SHIELD Initiative is a Marvel RP set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and intent on adapting 616 characters to fit into the MCU. We are currently accepting applications for characters, and will be starting the first wave of plots at the start of August. Please contact a mod if you have any questions)

Welcome to The S.H.I.E.L.D. Initiative.

And there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand…

That day came and went, and the world survived. But the threats didn’t end with Loki and the Chitauri; in the wake of true supervillainy came a new breed of criminal. Every new mastermind and aspiring overlord stretched the Avengers thin, and the decision was made to add to the ranks of the earth’s mightiest.

The S.H.I.E.L.D. Initiative began.

(The SHIELD Initiative is a Marvel RP set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and intent on adapting 616 characters to fit into the MCU. We are currently accepting applications for characters, and will be starting the first wave of plots at the start of August. Please contact a mod if you have any questions)

10 months ago on July 19th, 2012 | J | 10 notes
EMH

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11 months ago on June 19th, 2012 | J | 30 notes

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ficbypen:

ladynorthstar:

NO H8 : Clint/Bruce version

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11 months ago on June 1st, 2012 | J | 560 notes

Feel the love.

Dedicated to my superwife.

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11 months ago on May 27th, 2012 | J | 2,165 notes