FLATBEAR

Notorious arter and reader of comics.

This is mainly an Marvel Comics/movies/Lord of the Rings/art blog with a slight smattering of Teen Wolf, Parks and Recreation, Community and more.

I am always happy to answer any asks sent my way!

This blog is occasionally NSFW and mostly spoiler-free.

Online Users
Filed under Things I Forgot To Post Last Week.

It’s the Baby Money Avengers! I drew this parody of Amazing Fantasy #15 to give to Kelly Sue at Heroescon last week as kind of a thank you for everything she’s done, not just for me, but for fandom. And what better way to thank someone than to present them with the worst thing to happen to Marvel since the swimsuit edition?

So I figured I would share it with the BMA fans out there, because why the hell not! And for those wanting to learn a cool comics thing today, Amazing Fantasy #15 is the first ever appearance of Spider-man, and an often parodied cover :)

Filed under Things I Forgot To Post Last Week.

It’s the Baby Money Avengers! I drew this parody of Amazing Fantasy #15 to give to Kelly Sue at Heroescon last week as kind of a thank you for everything she’s done, not just for me, but for fandom. And what better way to thank someone than to present them with the worst thing to happen to Marvel since the swimsuit edition?

So I figured I would share it with the BMA fans out there, because why the hell not! And for those wanting to learn a cool comics thing today, Amazing Fantasy #15 is the first ever appearance of Spider-man, and an often parodied cover :)

1 day ago on June 17th, 2013 | J | 227 notes

The Old Gods

(Taras Demochev, of Porter City, belongs to Marchingjaybird!)

The Old Gods


(Taras Demochev, of Porter City, belongs to Marchingjaybird!)

1 day ago on June 17th, 2013 | J | 46 notes
There there. It be okay…

(credit to mary-stormborn for giving me the idea!)

There there. It be okay…

(credit to mary-stormborn for giving me the idea!)

5 days ago on June 13th, 2013 | J | 86 notes

Ranulf Haas by flatbear

Row row rowwww…

Ranulf Haas by flatbear

Row row rowwww…

5 days ago on June 13th, 2013 | J | 28 notes
porter-city:

marchingjaybird:

So I’ve recently started writing Porter City again, and Nicki decided to draw me some of the characters!  This also means that I’m going to be spamming you guys with various inspiration pictures, playlists, brainstorming, casting, and other nonsense. :)
These two are Geoffrey and Stella, a mated pair of werewolves! Geoffrey is the enforcer for the German pack. He and Stella are the breeding pair for that pack (because the alpha fell in love with another man hurr hurr). Geoffrey found Stella in a French brothel when she was very young and he tore the place apart, rescued her, and handed her over to a lady friend of his that ran a finishing school. When Stella turned 17, she set out to find her handsome prince. She managed to track Geoffrey down to the company he was serving with during the Napoleonic War and initially assumed that his pack brother Jon was the one who saved her. Confronted with Geoffrey, considerably less polished and handsome than Jon, Stella promptly fell in love with him and he with her. He took her home and she was inducted into the pack. They’ve been together since then, though they never bothered to get married. They have six children.

Casual reblog of previously posted Porter City stuff…

HEY I KNOW THOSE GUYS.

porter-city:

marchingjaybird:

So I’ve recently started writing Porter City again, and Nicki decided to draw me some of the characters!  This also means that I’m going to be spamming you guys with various inspiration pictures, playlists, brainstorming, casting, and other nonsense. :)

These two are Geoffrey and Stella, a mated pair of werewolves! Geoffrey is the enforcer for the German pack. He and Stella are the breeding pair for that pack (because the alpha fell in love with another man hurr hurr). Geoffrey found Stella in a French brothel when she was very young and he tore the place apart, rescued her, and handed her over to a lady friend of his that ran a finishing school. When Stella turned 17, she set out to find her handsome prince. She managed to track Geoffrey down to the company he was serving with during the Napoleonic War and initially assumed that his pack brother Jon was the one who saved her. Confronted with Geoffrey, considerably less polished and handsome than Jon, Stella promptly fell in love with him and he with her. He took her home and she was inducted into the pack. They’ve been together since then, though they never bothered to get married. They have six children.

Casual reblog of previously posted Porter City stuff…

HEY I KNOW THOSE GUYS.

5 days ago on June 13th, 2013 | J | 34 notes
Instead of working on cosplay, I did this. I SHOULD be working on cosplay.

Instead of working on cosplay, I did this. I SHOULD be working on cosplay.

2 weeks ago on June 2nd, 2013 | J | 101 notes

Thank you for choosing edible arrangements

Yes you were very polite I won’t eat you

WHAT

-click-

Miss Mary and her brain get all the credit for this one!

2 weeks ago on May 31st, 2013 | J | 371 notes

Click to embiggen

Having engaged in some mutual ask-box hysteria with cheeseburgerdanvers, I have produced this artistic interpretation of how the Carol Corps Panel will go. I expect to be 100% accurate. Kelly Sue, we hope you still love us after the echo of our shrill fangirling has faded!

Click to embiggen


Having engaged in some mutual ask-box hysteria with cheeseburgerdanvers, I have produced this artistic interpretation of how the Carol Corps Panel will go. I expect to be 100% accurate. Kelly Sue, we hope you still love us after the echo of our shrill fangirling has faded!

2 weeks ago on May 29th, 2013 | J | 152 notes

You’ve just hired the cray team.


DAMNIT HANNI-BU I AIN’T EATING NO PEOPLE.

You’ve just hired the cray team.

DAMNIT HANNI-BU I AIN’T EATING NO PEOPLE.

3 weeks ago on May 26th, 2013 | J | 135 notes

And I can’t change, even if I tried, 
even if I wanted to.
My love, my love, my love,
she keeps me warm.

 
For my lady, because I’ve been kind of an asshole today.

And I can’t change, even if I tried, 

even if I wanted to.

My love, my love, my love,

she keeps me warm.

 

For my lady, because I’ve been kind of an asshole today.

1 month ago on May 10th, 2013 | J | 107 notes

A moment of silence for all of the yellow polyester factories that had to close down due to Aldritch Killian’s snappy suits…

1 month ago on May 5th, 2013 | J | 258 notes
I AM FLATBEAR, AND I AM BURDENED WITH GLORIOUS FOLLOWERS! Seriously, guys, you are all just the best. Tumble makes me happy every day, and I would never have started drawing if you guys weren’t all so positive, receptive, generous and lovely :)

GOSH I JUST LOVE YOU ALL! ALL 5000 OF YOU!

I AM FLATBEAR, AND I AM BURDENED WITH GLORIOUS FOLLOWERS! Seriously, guys, you are all just the best. Tumble makes me happy every day, and I would never have started drawing if you guys weren’t all so positive, receptive, generous and lovely :)

GOSH I JUST LOVE YOU ALL! ALL 5000 OF YOU!

1 month ago on April 26th, 2013 | J | 209 notes
WHAAAAAAAAT IT’S MARATINI’S BIRTHDAY.

But seriously don’t invite the Baby Money Avengers. Not just to birthdays. To everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU ARE MY FAVORITE CANADIAN.

WHAAAAAAAAT IT’S MARATINI’S BIRTHDAY.

But seriously don’t invite the Baby Money Avengers. Not just to birthdays. To everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU ARE MY FAVORITE CANADIAN.

1 month ago on April 25th, 2013 | J | 79 notes

For real tho, with hair like that, Loki has some Mirkwood Elf in him.

1 month ago on April 23rd, 2013 | J | 3,651 notes
Absolutely coming soon. Eee!

Edit: HAHA WHOOPS I FORGOT HER LITTLE LAVA CRACKS.

Absolutely coming soon. Eee!

Edit: HAHA WHOOPS I FORGOT HER LITTLE LAVA CRACKS.

1 month ago on April 22nd, 2013 | J | 53 notes