ralkana:
GUYS. YOU GUYS.
I have been smiling all day because I got my commissions from flatbear! Like, seriously, people at work were asking me why I was in such a good mood. They are so fantastic!
(I was greedy and bought three. But one of them is a gift.)
This one is full of PHEELS!
My babies! It’s okay. It’s gonna be okay, Clint, HE GETS BETTER!
This is so cute, and I want everyone in the world to see it. Just remember if you’re going to share, don’t be a dick. Leave flatbear’s url on there, and no claiming it as your own. Phil will rise out of that bed and kick your ass.
HE DOES IN FACT GET BETTER. Avengers fandom gets shit done.
ljinnq:
I want to kiss you.
#Yessssssssss #you know even if I didn't ship these two #(WHICH I DO. LIKE I'M BEING PAID) #I would probably bromance them. #I just can't see them being anything other than always together #supporting eachother #knowing the job ----THOSE ARE THE MOST FLAWLESS TAGS EVER. Even if they aren't together romantically, Clint and Phil will always be best friends in my mind.
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YES EXACTLY! Natasha and Clint are like two halves of a person, two people linked on a deep level that you can’t really explain. But Phil and Clint have an understanding of eachother’s lives, of the sacrifices and the cost that few other people do. A companionable silence at the end of the day that you only get when two people’s minds are on the same wavelength.
At least…in my personal headcanon, anyway!
Fic rec - Tumblr Crushes
Yeah I only just reblogged this yesterday WHAT OF IT. THE WORLD NEEDS THIS MASTERPIECE LEFT AND RIGHT.
Title: Tumblr Crushes
Author: marchingjaybird
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: Cracky. Also, PG-13.
Pairing: Phil Coulson/Clint Barton
Summary: Phil uses the Internet as stress relief. So naturally, it turns on him and introduces romance into his life.
Notes: This is your fault, Tumblr. And I’m not sorry!!
What is my life? Seriously…
marchingjaybird:
Title: Tumblr Crushes
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: Cracky. Also, PG-13.
Pairing: Phil Coulson/Clint Barton
Summary: Phil uses the Internet as stress relief. So naturally, it turns on him and introduces romance into his life.
Notes: This is your fault, Tumblr. And I’m not sorry!!
The part where I burst into tears and literally hugged my computer screen was riiiiight abooout…..here:
‘Clint studied his face, searching for some evidence of guile, then smiled. It was a slow thing, like honey, lighting his face like gold. Phil had never seen him smile like that. It made his heart ache.’
Fic: A S.H.I.E.L.D. AGENT WALKS INTO A BAR.
Title: A S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Walks Into A Bar.
Pairing: Phil Coulson/Clint Barton
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 5460
Warnings: Explicit Sexual Encounter, Drag Queens, Oral Sex, Handjob, Language.
Summary: Sometimes you ought to go where everybody knows your name. And the bathrooms have doors that lock.
Link to AO3
Hah.

I need to quit this and start doing actual work.