zeldathemes
-FLATBEAR-

Notorious arter and reader of comics.

This is mainly an Marvel Comics/movies + Lord of the Rings art blog with a slight smattering of Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Community and more.

I am always happy to answer any asks sent my way!

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Clint my darling one day we will see you sitting in a chair like a normal adult human with a bank account and friends and shows with laces and everything.

Clint my darling one day we will see you sitting in a chair like a normal adult human with a bank account and friends and shows with laces and everything.

  #avengers 2    #aoa    #aoa spoilers    #avengers 2 spoilers    #hawkeye    #clint barton    #eeeeee  

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  #clint barton    #never have i ever seen anything that sums up the love of my life more perfectly  
finally updated and formatted for a sticker design. LOWER THE BAR ON ALL YOUR SURFACES.

finally updated and formatted for a sticker design. LOWER THE BAR ON ALL YOUR SURFACES.

  #flatbearart    #hawkeye    #clint barton    #my bb    #hawkblock    #hey    #dayofthedoodles    #you know this one is for you  
i have unending love for this time period in Clint’s life as a costumed hero…

i have unending love for this time period in Clint’s life as a costumed hero…

  #flatberart    #hawkeye    #clint barton    #baaaaaby    #flatbearart  

Things lamentforboromir came up with while we watched Avengers.

CAREFUL BRUCE THAT IS AN ANTIQUE.

  #flatbearart    #bruce banner    #the hulk    #hulk    #hawkeye    #clint barton    #hulkeye if you squint    #MWAHAHAHAHA YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS DONE DRAWING MARVEL    #YOU WERE WRONG  

AW BRO WE BRO’D TOO HARD BRO

  #flatbearart    #winter soldier    #bucky barnes    #clint barton    #hawkeye    #aw bro    #bro    #your arm bro    #good thing you have all those super po....aw bro    #sorry bro  
your post about bucky and clint makes me ridiculously happy, because it's been a joke between my friend and I for a while now that they'd totally be partners in crime ;-;

Anonymous

YOU ARE VERY WELCOME.

marchingjaybird theorized that Nat would be having a really, REALLY hard time growing accustomed to the fact that the man she had loved so much was back, but it wasn’t him anymore, and Bucky just couldn’t deal with that.

So in a drunken stupor, and you know that’s gotta be a lot of booze, Clint and Bucky devise a plan to break into the Smithsonian and steal the Hope Diamond, because if Buck brings that back to Nat, she’s gotta know he’s still her man.

Plus Clint keeps saying something about how the old lady threw it into the ocean at the end of ‘Titanic’ so Bucky figures yeah, it’s gotta be special.

So they hijack one of the few Quinjets that Tony bought from the government after SHIELD took a shit and died, hit up DC, and make a fuckin’ mess of things. They’re the opposite of stealthy, Bucky completely forgets the diamond, and Clint hoofs it out of there with an armful of dinosaur bones. Because dinosaurs are cool. And Bruce would like them. Because science.

So they’re stuck in a tree outside of the Museum of Natural History when Cap, Nat and Sam finally catch up with them. Steve is so dissapointed, Sam tries to get the bones from Clint which dissolves into a screaming match and so many double-entendres, and Nat…

Nat looks at the idiot in the domino mask with the metal arm and figures she could probably learn to love this lost soul, too.

  #winter soldier    #hawkeye    #clint barton    #bucky barnes    #buckynat    #feels    #feels aplenty    #Anonymous    #flatbearasks  

Okay so I’m thinking Clint and Bucky are super not going to get along at ALL once Bucky is done bugging out and comes crawling back home, and Clint comes back from the twilight zone or wherever the fuck he is.

Because who the hell is this blonde fucker with the bow and arrow who thinks he’s soooo close to Natasha and he’s got all these mission in-jokes with Steve and of course he knows Sam from seeing him around DC.

But see, Clint is the only one that doesn’t give a shit. He’s going to call him Ivan, and Vlad, and Dmitri, and he’s going to laugh like a donkey when someone makes an old man joke. And he’s the only one that doesn’t walk on eggshells around the arm. Tony’s talking shit about a big green rage monster, and Clint’s making jokes about a one-armed man that killed his wife*.

And it’s really nice. Because Steve hovers a lot, and Bucky can’t always deal with that. And for the first year or so, Nat always gives him this sad stare when she thinks he’s not looking. Because Steve got his Bucky Back, but James…James is gone. James was made by Hydra, and her James is gone. Bucky, she’s getting used to, but James isn’t coming back.

And sometimes Buck just needs to get the fuck away from that. He needs to go and spar with someone that eagerly turns up the visceral, angry, anti-establishment music, someone that can take a punch and someone that can fight dirty, someone that’s not afraid to scream, between spitting out mouthfuls of blood, that he’s going to rip that goddamned futzin’ metal arm right off you and beat you with it!

Because I can’t help but feel that two scrapping, skinned-knees kids that grew up dirt poor, did what they had to in order to survive, lost whoever was close to them, had their entire world upside down, found one hell of a companion in a certain red headed lady, hero-worship a big blonde dude, and know what it’s like to have someone else pulling on your strings, and making you hurt the people that you love…

I can’t help but feel like they would be pretty good friends. Eventually. You gotta warm to Clint.

*He has no earthly idea what Clint is talking about until they sit him down and make him watch The Fugitive, and then every thursday is Tommy Lee Jones action movie night from then on.

  #winter soldier    #meta    #hawkeye    #clint barton    #bucky barnes    #the result of the only topic marchingjaybird and I have discussed today  

Someone called me a comics professional today. I’LL SHOW THEM.

  #flatbearart    #clint barton    #hawkeye    #nick fury    #I'm not tagging this with My Fair Lady    #those guys are way too classy for this    #featuring Hulk as Freddie Eynsford Hill    #HULK HAS OFTEN SMASHED    #DOWN STREET BEFORE    #BUT PAVEMENT STAY BENEATH HULK'S FEET BEFORE    #ALL AT ONCE IS HULK    #SEVERAL STORIES HIGH    #KNOWING HULK ON STREET WHERE CUPID LIVE  

wakeangel45440 replied to your post: vongeek asked:OMG, YOUR LAYOUT CH…

but we love spinny hawkeye! can you put a link to him so we can just go spin him every so often???

Okay so there are a LOT of you that are apparently going to miss spinning hawkeye! So here is what I will do :)

This is the previous layout I had been using. And here is the Hawkeye picture I drew for it. Anyone that wants to, has my complete permission to use him with that layout, for their own Spinning Hawkeye needs. With credit, without credit, I’m fine with either. Just don’t claim to have drawn him, if asked.

Enjoy!

  #wakeangel45440    #flatbearreplies    #hawkeye    #clint barton  
Hulk sick of new Bird Friends.

Hulk sick of new Bird Friends.

  #flatbearart    #hulk    #the hulk    #clint barton    #hawkeye    #Sam WIlson    #Falcon    #Sam honey you gotta watch out for those ceiling fans  

animalker:

FIFTY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS » 5. Clint Barton, Marvel 

To successfully make a shot, you gotta follow and master basic steps. Your stance is the foundation. Where you draw your strength. Nock the arrow and grip. Realize you are wielding a weapon. Mindset. Focus solely on your goal, regardless of your surroundings. Be in the now. Set up and draw. Inhale and prepare for what you are about to do. Anchor and hold. There is no going back. Aim. All that remains is you and your target. Release and follow through. Master those and you hit every time. One last step. Feedback. Basically… take responsibility for the outcome. For every shot.
  #Clint Barton    #Hawkeye    #One day I will find the words to explain what he means to me    #how he's made me the person i am today    #which may not be a good thing    #but I don't have those words    #TOO IMPORTANT    #SHOULD HAVE SENT A POET  

Captain America 3: Someone Should Really Call Clint I Mean Seriously Like Half His Stuff Was Still At SHIELD…

  #flatbearart    #cap 2    #winter soldier    #bucky barnes    #clint barton    #hawkeye    #natasha romanoff    #black widow    #okay so listen if you don't know about Bucky and Nat's relationship in the comics    #then bro we need to have a serious conversation    #and you need to get yourself to a comic store and pick up Red Menace    #and Man Without A Face    #right now because nothing    #I repeat nothing    #is as good as their relationship    #long post    #sorry  
First panel from a Hawkeye/Blurred Lines parody that I will probably never finish because wow who has that kind of time.

Also fuck that song.

His name is Hawk-guuuuuuuuyyy

First panel from a Hawkeye/Blurred Lines parody that I will probably never finish because wow who has that kind of time.

Also fuck that song.

His name is Hawk-guuuuuuuuyyy

  #flatbearart    #hawkeye    #hawkguy    #clint barton    #black widow    #natasha romanoff  
I like these hulkeyes, another.

I like these hulkeyes, another.

  #flatbearart    #hulk    #the hulk    #hawkeye    #bruce banner    #clint barton    #kate bishop    #babbies    #feels good to be back