FLATBEAR

Notorious arter and reader of comics.

This is mainly an Marvel Comics/movies/Lord of the Rings/art blog with a slight smattering of Teen Wolf, Parks and Recreation, Community and more.

I am always happy to answer any asks sent my way!

This blog is occasionally NSFW and mostly spoiler-free.

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WHAT THE JUNK. You can now buy this print on, well, fukkin everything!

Mugs, shirts, prints, stickers and more. GIVE ME YOUR DOLLARS. GIVE ME YOUR TEARS!

WHAT THE JUNK. You can now buy this print on, well, fukkin everything!

Mugs, shirts, prints, stickers and more. GIVE ME YOUR DOLLARS. GIVE ME YOUR TEARS!

5 days ago on April 12th, 2014 | J | 298 notes
fuck me I gotta sleep

fuck me I gotta sleep

1 week ago on April 9th, 2014 | J | 1,879 notes

Okay so that reminds me: Cap 2 The Winter Soldier is coming out next year. It is my favorite comic arc of all time. OF. ALL. TIME. I am going to reblog a lot of shit from the comic, and a lot of shit from the movie. Not HUGE PLOT SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE if I can manage it, but hopefully nothing from the movie will be drastically different from the comics, which has been out for like, a decade.

SO ANYWAY. If you don’t want to be spoiled for what has to be the greatest movie ever or I will die, even for little things like WHO THE WINTER SOLDIER IS, my spoilers tag will be cap2 spoilers.

I will do my absolute best to tag all the things :)

But seriously, greatest arc ever. Every comic should take place on a rooftop in the rain.

5 months ago on November 16th, 2013 | J | 52 notes
Why do we even have that lever.

Why do we even have that lever.

9 months ago on July 12th, 2013 | J | 452 notes

HAPPY NEW YEARS, BABY MONEY AVENGERS STYLE. (For those just joining us, The origin of the Baby Money Avengers.)

With, as always, backup from Valkyrie and their long-suffering handler, Phil Coulson.

  • If you’re wondering why Daimon Hellstrom has a trash can, you need to educate yourself.
  • If you don’t think Captain Marvel has a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME.
  • And if you disagree that the BMA are tearing shit up in a golden, rocket-powered stretch Hummer…sir, please remove yourself from the internet.

I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL 2013!!

1 year ago on December 31st, 2012 | J | 366 notes

Non-denominational winter-themed ornaments! As promised :) NGL, I like these more than the Christmas ones. More ornament-y.

Just the original group for now, because I have to get back to real work. I work hard for you, Marvel Fandom!

1 year ago on December 22nd, 2012 | J | 706 notes

HO HO HO DOOT DOOT.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TUMBLR*! Cut these babies out, stick’em to some cardboard, punch a hole in the top, thread some ribbon, hang those bbs up…HAPPY HOLIDAYS ETC!

*Okay obviously these are all Christmas themed, and that is because that’s what I know. I figured it was safest to do what I know, as opposed to risk offending someone with a different background. SO. If you celebrate something other than Christmas at this time of year, PLEASE SEND ME AN ASK and educate me! Tell me what I can draw, and what characters! HOLIDAY THINGS FOR EVERYONE.

1 year ago on November 19th, 2012 | J | 1,000 notes

Hah. 4am innuendo. Comedy gold.

Marchingjaybird gets a credit for Clint’s increasingly horrified face.

1 year ago on November 18th, 2012 | J | 1,295 notes
Wrapping up commissions (With a couple of exceptions) with Avengers Christmas Cookie time for Paxie! 

Wrapping up commissions (With a couple of exceptions) with Avengers Christmas Cookie time for Paxie! 

1 year ago on November 7th, 2012 | J | 132 notes
The Hastings variant cover for Cap #1 is completely gorgeous, but is it just me or does it look like someone interrupted some serious Cap on Cap action?

In the words of my boss, you could hang a flag on that pole…

The Hastings variant cover for Cap #1 is completely gorgeous, but is it just me or does it look like someone interrupted some serious Cap on Cap action?

In the words of my boss, you could hang a flag on that pole…

1 year ago on November 5th, 2012 | J | 596 notes
Bartonlife 2012.

Bartonlife 2012.

1 year ago on November 2nd, 2012 | J | 337 notes
Happy birthday to me,
Here’s Carol, Steve and Tony.
It’s Bitchface triumviraaaaate…
That’s bitchface times three!

Happy birthday to me,

Here’s Carol, Steve and Tony.

It’s Bitchface triumviraaaaate…

That’s bitchface times three!

1 year ago on November 1st, 2012 | J | 243 notes

Haaah I wanted to draw more but damnit, my hand hurts. Maybe later. Stupid so many Avengers.

Anyway. Clint is a Tracksuit Dracula (See Hawkeye #3), Phil is Coulthulu, Nat is Agent Spockanoff, Carol is Top Gun (SHE IS ALWAYS TOP GUN), Steve is Edgar America Poe and Tony is Tony. Or Hugh Hefner. Hard to differentiate. 

1 year ago on October 31st, 2012 | J | 228 notes

hahaha I don’t know I guess I was feeling festive AND SUDDENLY TWENTY SUPERHERO STOCKINGS AAAGHHHFGHJKL.

Threw a little DC in there in the form of Booster Gold and Blue Beetle because there are some things I remember fondly from my DC days.

(Uh if anyone wants to use these for anything, patterns or whatever, they’re free for all)

1 year ago on October 28th, 2012 | J | 270 notes


Baby Money Avengers. (Click the first to embiggen)


Sometimes when it’s really late, and Starkexpos is drunk, we enable eachother and come up with really, really, really stupid stuff. And then I blow off working for a day in order to draw it all.

LET’S FACE IT THIS IS NOT THE WORST THING YOU HAVE CAUGHT ME DRAWING.

1 year ago on October 24th, 2012 | J | 1,765 notes