FLATBEAR

Notorious arter and reader of comics.

This is mainly an Marvel Comics/movies/Lord of the Rings/art blog with a slight smattering of Teen Wolf, Parks and Recreation, Community and more.

I am always happy to answer any asks sent my way!

This blog is occasionally NSFW and mostly spoiler-free.

Online Users
I like these hulkeyes, another.

I like these hulkeyes, another.

9 months ago on July 12th, 2013 | J | 372 notes

Non-denominational winter-themed ornaments! As promised :) NGL, I like these more than the Christmas ones. More ornament-y.

Just the original group for now, because I have to get back to real work. I work hard for you, Marvel Fandom!

1 year ago on December 22nd, 2012 | J | 706 notes

HO HO HO DOOT DOOT.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TUMBLR*! Cut these babies out, stick’em to some cardboard, punch a hole in the top, thread some ribbon, hang those bbs up…HAPPY HOLIDAYS ETC!

*Okay obviously these are all Christmas themed, and that is because that’s what I know. I figured it was safest to do what I know, as opposed to risk offending someone with a different background. SO. If you celebrate something other than Christmas at this time of year, PLEASE SEND ME AN ASK and educate me! Tell me what I can draw, and what characters! HOLIDAY THINGS FOR EVERYONE.

1 year ago on November 19th, 2012 | J | 1,000 notes
THAT IS AVENGERS ASSEMBLE #9 WRITTEN BY KELLY SUE DECONNICK AND DRAWN BY STEFANO CASELLI!

Guys I can’t recommend picking this up enough. It’s the start of a new arc! BEST TIME TO JUMP IN! Science Bros! Spider-men and women! Captains both Marvel and America!

If you don’t have a local comic store, go here and pick it up IMMEDIATELY. If you DO have a local comic store, pre-order the shit out of it! Pre-order one for yourself, one for a friend! One for your mom, one for your dog! One for Iron Man to read while Hulk is fastball-specialing his ass to the moon!

Also more of this:

THAT IS AVENGERS ASSEMBLE #9 WRITTEN BY KELLY SUE DECONNICK AND DRAWN BY STEFANO CASELLI!

Guys I can’t recommend picking this up enough. It’s the start of a new arc! BEST TIME TO JUMP IN! Science Bros! Spider-men and women! Captains both Marvel and America!

If you don’t have a local comic store, go here and pick it up IMMEDIATELY. If you DO have a local comic store, pre-order the shit out of it! Pre-order one for yourself, one for a friend! One for your mom, one for your dog! One for Iron Man to read while Hulk is fastball-specialing his ass to the moon!

Also more of this:

1 year ago on November 15th, 2012 | J | 104 notes
Wrapping up commissions (With a couple of exceptions) with Avengers Christmas Cookie time for Paxie! 

Wrapping up commissions (With a couple of exceptions) with Avengers Christmas Cookie time for Paxie! 

1 year ago on November 7th, 2012 | J | 132 notes

Someone got my memo about the Bitchface Triumvirate

(Unlettered preview of Avengers Assembled #9 by the masterful Kellysoup and Stefano Caselli)

1 year ago on October 17th, 2012 | J | 50 notes

Avengers Dungeons & Dragons night never ends well.

They usually end up fighting real dragons.

Fucking dragons.


Bonus Mom Coulson bringing the Mountain Dew and Cheetos.

1 year ago on October 7th, 2012 | J | 399 notes
i know phlint is your ultimate otp for them but do you ship bruce/clint?

Anonymous

Yup! You can find some of my Hulkeye stuff here, here, and here, with a few other little sketches scattered through my art tag!

I ship Hulk/Clint more than I ship Bruce/Clint, which comes from Avengers: EMH :)

1 year ago on September 21st, 2012 | J | 1 note
Since you are a huge Maria Hill fan(As i am), you should know that she'll be the co-star of the New "Indestructible Hulk" book. Since Banner/Hulk will be working for SHIELD in that ongoing.


Hear that, everyone? I know there are a good few Hulk fans that follow me, and a SLEW of Maria Hill fans. This book is starting very soon, and I for one will be buying it. That’s right, I will be buying a Hulk ongoing, for the first time ever. Mark Waid is one of the absolute best writers out there. 

Indestructible Hulk. Hitting shelves in November!

1 year ago on August 21st, 2012 | J | 4 notes

vampire-butt:

mizramanips:

Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.

#HappyIndependenceDay #LetFreedomRingBitches #BowToElJefe #WelcomeToAmerica

*GIFS not made by me. Not sure who made them. :(

Sorry Loki, Neil isn’t here.

That commentary was too flawless for me to leave alone.

1 year ago on July 8th, 2012 | J | 58 notes
Bruce/Clint

Anonymous

who is the big spoon/little spoon

Neither. Bruce is kind of touchy about having someone cling to him when he’s asleep, and Clint gets that. They start out the night on either sides of the bed, but more often lately they’re waking up curled around eachother.


what is their favorite non-sexual activity

Nerd 20 questions. usually about other Avengers, although Bruce will slip in some science when he wants to trip Clint up. Coincidentally, Clint has started referring to sex as ‘Slipping in some science’…

who uses all the hot water in the morning

Bruce. Do you have any idea how long it takes to thoroughly wash all of that body hair? Even with help? Really, really eager help okay, Clint. Clint, that’s enough. Stop. The water is cold. What are you doing, get up, you’ll get soap in your eyes and…oh…oh okay…ngh…


what they order from take out

Do you know how hard it is to find good vegetarian takeout in New York? Okay, it’s…actually pretty easy. Bruce is just fussy. Really fussy. So he usually just cooks for himself. Clint sits on the edge of the counter with a carton full of cashew chicken and noodles, and watches.


what is the most trivial thing they fight over

See the above Clint sitting on the counter? Yeah. That’s what they fight about. Clint’s tendancy to drape himself everywhere. On counters, couches, over work benches, in Bruce’s lap. He’s like a beanie baby - a terrible beanie baby.


who does most of the cleaning

Oh, Bruce. Bruce does practically everything. He cleans, but it’s not really as in-depth as most people. He likes a little clutter, it’s comforting. Plus watching Clint trip over his boots in the morning is always entertaining.


what has a season pass in their DVR

Crime shows. Law and orders, Monk, CSIs, etc. Trashy crime shows that they can both shut their brain totally off for. But most of the time, it’s Bruce reading with Clint’s head in his lap.


who leaves their stuff around

Clint. Always Clint. His place is lines with rows of shit kicked to the side, with little pathways forged through the crap leading to bathroom, bedroom, and kitchen.


who remembers to buy the milk

Clint. He’s the only one that drinks it, and does so every morning. he usually needs to buy a new gallon every night. And picks up a head of lettuce for Bruce. Because it makes him laugh.


who remembers anniversaries


Neither of them. After everything, they both get a little nervous when it comes to marking the passage of time. They take every day as it comes, and one day, ten years down the track, they might go out for a quiet dinner. But not say why.

1 year ago on June 28th, 2012 | J | 28 notes
marchingjaybird:

don’t you fall / be good tanyas don’t you fall in love with me don’t show me your affection i can’t give you what you want from me i don’t want your attentiontake a chance on me / erasure if you change your mind i’m the first in line honey i’m still free take a chance on me if you need me let me know and i’ll be around if you’ve got no place to go when you’re feeling downall this and heaven too / florence + the machine and i would give all this and heaven too i would give it all if only for a moment that i could just understand the meaning of the word you see cause i’ve been scrawling it forever but it never makes sense to me at allsome nights / fun. well some nights i wish that this all would end cause i could use some friends for a change and some nights i’m scared you’ll forget me again some nights i always win, i always winsweetheart come / nick cave & the bad seeds the ones you fear are wind and air and i love you without measure it seems we can be happy now be it better late than neverin my head / queens of the stone age keep on playin’ our favorite song turn it up while you’re gone it’s all i’ve got when you’re in my head and you’re in my head so i need itsigh no more / mumford & sons love; it will not betray you dismay or enslave you, it will set you free be more like the man you were made to betwo kinds of happiness / the strokes happiness is two different things what you take and then what you bring one is pleasure, one is the flame one’s devotion, one’s just deranged
And I Love You Without Measure

marchingjaybird:

don’t you fall / be good tanyas
don’t you fall in love with me
don’t show me your affection
i can’t give you what you want from me
i don’t want your attention

take a chance on me / erasure
if you change your mind i’m the first in line
honey i’m still free take a chance on me
if you need me let me know and i’ll be around
if you’ve got no place to go when you’re feeling down

all this and heaven too / florence + the machine
and i would give all this and heaven too
i would give it all if only for a moment
that i could just understand the meaning of the word you see
cause i’ve been scrawling it forever
but it never makes sense to me at all

some nights / fun.
well some nights i wish that this all would end
cause i could use some friends for a change
and some nights i’m scared you’ll forget me again
some nights i always win, i always win

sweetheart come / nick cave & the bad seeds
the ones you fear are wind and air
and i love you without measure
it seems we can be happy now
be it better late than never

in my head / queens of the stone age
keep on playin’ our favorite song
turn it up while you’re gone
it’s all i’ve got when you’re in my head
and you’re in my head so i need it

sigh no more / mumford & sons
love; it will not betray you
dismay or enslave you, it will set you free
be more like the man you were made to be

two kinds of happiness / the strokes
happiness is two different things
what you take and then what you bring
one is pleasure, one is the flame
one’s devotion, one’s just deranged

And I Love You Without Measure

1 year ago on June 19th, 2012 | J | 21 notes

ladynorthstar:

“so, are you goin’ to get ready or what?”

“can’t I be the lazy one for a change? I like to watch you getting dressed.”

“you just like to stare at my ass.”

“maybe, maybe…”

1 year ago on June 4th, 2012 | J | 818 notes

Feel the love.

Dedicated to my superwife.

(Click for better quality)

1 year ago on May 27th, 2012 | J | 2,252 notes
Avengers means Bros, and Bros means nobody gets left behind.
Or butt-nekkid.

Avengers means Bros, and Bros means nobody gets left behind.

Or butt-nekkid.

1 year ago on May 7th, 2012 | J | 15,963 notes