FLATBEAR

Notorious arter and reader of comics.

This is mainly an Marvel Comics/movies/Lord of the Rings/art blog with a slight smattering of Teen Wolf, Parks and Recreation, Community and more.

I am always happy to answer any asks sent my way!

This blog is occasionally NSFW and mostly spoiler-free.

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BAKED GOODS LIBERATION FRONT.

Hands up if you’re stoked as fuck for the new Secret Avengers book!

3 months ago on February 8th, 2013 | J | 1,105 notes
Starkexpos likes to scold encourage me about doing more dynamic poses, so on her prompting, I did a little sketchy sketchy.
That got nigh-taken over by Carol, natch. And thanks to Emma Rios for the constant hairspiration on Jess.

Starkexpos likes to scold encourage me about doing more dynamic poses, so on her prompting, I did a little sketchy sketchy.

That got nigh-taken over by Carol, natch. And thanks to Emma Rios for the constant hairspiration on Jess.

4 months ago on December 27th, 2012 | J | 76 notes

Non-denominational winter-themed ornaments! As promised :) NGL, I like these more than the Christmas ones. More ornament-y.

Just the original group for now, because I have to get back to real work. I work hard for you, Marvel Fandom!

4 months ago on December 22nd, 2012 | J | 293 notes
silverchimaera:

Tasha is fabulous.

silverchimaera:

Tasha is fabulous.

5 months ago on December 14th, 2012 | J | 398 notes
5 months ago on December 1st, 2012 | J | 6,270 notes

HO HO HO DOOT DOOT.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TUMBLR*! Cut these babies out, stick’em to some cardboard, punch a hole in the top, thread some ribbon, hang those bbs up…HAPPY HOLIDAYS ETC!

*Okay obviously these are all Christmas themed, and that is because that’s what I know. I figured it was safest to do what I know, as opposed to risk offending someone with a different background. SO. If you celebrate something other than Christmas at this time of year, PLEASE SEND ME AN ASK and educate me! Tell me what I can draw, and what characters! HOLIDAY THINGS FOR EVERYONE.

5 months ago on November 19th, 2012 | J | 602 notes

Hah. 4am innuendo. Comedy gold.

Marchingjaybird gets a credit for Clint’s increasingly horrified face.

6 months ago on November 18th, 2012 | J | 1,172 notes
Wrapping up commissions (With a couple of exceptions) with Avengers Christmas Cookie time for Paxie! 

Wrapping up commissions (With a couple of exceptions) with Avengers Christmas Cookie time for Paxie! 

6 months ago on November 7th, 2012 | J | 132 notes

S.H.I.E.L.D + Supernatural why the hell not.

Up too late drawing shit again. Bartonlife2012.

6 months ago on November 6th, 2012 | J | 1,227 notes

Haaah I wanted to draw more but damnit, my hand hurts. Maybe later. Stupid so many Avengers.

Anyway. Clint is a Tracksuit Dracula (See Hawkeye #3), Phil is Coulthulu, Nat is Agent Spockanoff, Carol is Top Gun (SHE IS ALWAYS TOP GUN), Steve is Edgar America Poe and Tony is Tony. Or Hugh Hefner. Hard to differentiate. 

6 months ago on October 31st, 2012 | J | 230 notes

IT’S COOL GUYS THOR GOT THIS.

Everyone in the storm zone, please be safe!

6 months ago on October 29th, 2012 | J | 325 notes

hahaha I don’t know I guess I was feeling festive AND SUDDENLY TWENTY SUPERHERO STOCKINGS AAAGHHHFGHJKL.

Threw a little DC in there in the form of Booster Gold and Blue Beetle because there are some things I remember fondly from my DC days.

(Uh if anyone wants to use these for anything, patterns or whatever, they’re free for all)

6 months ago on October 28th, 2012 | J | 268 notes

Avengers Dungeons & Dragons night never ends well.

They usually end up fighting real dragons.

Fucking dragons.


Bonus Mom Coulson bringing the Mountain Dew and Cheetos.

7 months ago on October 7th, 2012 | J | 387 notes
P. Oh my god, P.


OH GOD WE’RE ALL MANICORNS.

…and ladycorns.

8 months ago on September 16th, 2012 | J | 6 notes

‘Natasha’s favorite food is the blood of her enemies, and when Clint grows up, he wants to be a Jack Russel Terrier!’

Starkexpos and I have a theory, in which the best way to avoid killing the entire world around you is to imagine various avengers in Child Pageants, with Coulson and Sitwell as Pageant moms.

I want to say this is the worst thing I have ever drawn BUT THE FACT IS I LOVE IT HA HA HA NO GIVE ME BACK MY TABLET-

8 months ago on September 14th, 2012 | J | 154 notes