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It’s the Baby Money Avengers! I drew this parody of Amazing Fantasy #15 to give to Kelly Sue at Heroescon last week as kind of a thank you for everything she’s done, not just for me, but for fandom. And what better way to thank someone than to present them with the worst thing to happen to Marvel since the swimsuit edition?
So I figured I would share it with the BMA fans out there, because why the hell not! And for those wanting to learn a cool comics thing today, Amazing Fantasy #15 is the first ever appearance of Spider-man, and an often parodied cover :)
BAKED GOODS LIBERATION FRONT.
Hands up if you’re stoked as fuck for the new Secret Avengers book!
AKA Coulson and Clint meeting in 616 for the first time.
Non-denominational winter-themed ornaments! As promised :) NGL, I like these more than the Christmas ones. More ornament-y.
Just the original group for now, because I have to get back to real work. I work hard for you, Marvel Fandom!
Wrapping up commissions (With a couple of exceptions) with Avengers Christmas Cookie time for Paxie!
S.H.I.E.L.D + Supernatural why the hell not.
Up too late drawing shit again. Bartonlife2012.
Mandy and I plan our futures together.
You know all the cars in the SHIELD lot were busted and he has to maintain his cover
And Phil Coulson does not take public transportation
And Clint is like "you can borrow my car"
And it's this fucking beat up old caddy, and the horn plays la cucaracha
it was one of Clint's spoils from the tracksuit Draculas
So the inside smells like taco bell and goat
All of the buttons and shit are in Ukranian.
and like, there's fuzzy dice, and Phil is just like
I will kill you so painfully you will beg to not be alive
He pulls up to the school and accidently hits the wrong button and the hydraulics start
He backs into a hydrant and the trunk springs open, and an underage girl in a nurse outfit climbs out and runs away
I'm done. I can't. I am literally on the floor.
THIS IS WHY THEY DON'T LET US WRITE THE COMICS
Our record-embarrasing one issue run on Hawkguy.
Like it's a fill-in for Fraction and Aja
We will have so many ended runs after one issue
They start calling us the run-killers.
They put us on books that need to drop sales numbers so they can be cancelled
Like Avengers arena?
We're like the closers.
'Fuck, guys. This new Avengers Arena book really isn't working out. What do we do?' 'CALL IN THE RUN-KILLERS.'
want to be reviled
Like Greg Land and Liefeld.
WE COULD BE THE NEW LAND AND LIEFELD.
I ALREADY DON'T DRAW FEET.
Haaah I wanted to draw more but damnit, my hand hurts. Maybe later. Stupid so many Avengers.
Anyway. Clint is a Tracksuit Dracula (See Hawkeye #3), Phil is Coulthulu, Nat is Agent Spockanoff, Carol is Top Gun (SHE IS ALWAYS TOP GUN), Steve is Edgar America Poe and Tony is Tony. Or Hugh Hefner. Hard to differentiate.
hahaha I don’t know I guess I was feeling festive AND SUDDENLY TWENTY SUPERHERO STOCKINGS AAAGHHHFGHJKL.
Threw a little DC in there in the form of Booster Gold and Blue Beetle because there are some things I remember fondly from my DC days.
(Uh if anyone wants to use these for anything, patterns or whatever, they’re free for all)
I call this ‘Phibbles’…
There was a gifset of Captain Kirk getting covered in Tribbles on my dash.
Followed by a gifset of Coulson deciding between donuts.
…I’m not responsible for what tumblr makes me do.
So I can totally draw hot porn with my style y/y?
Follow this blog. Like, NOW. You all know me. I can’t get enough of SHIELD. It’s my favorite world-security organisation that employs superheros ever. And that’s saying something.
SO GO FOLLOW. All that bomb Natasha I’ve been reblogging lately? Clint’s BootCanon? That’s where it comes from. Go and get in on the good stuff.
Congratulations fandom, you did it :D
WAIT WHAT. NO. NO. AHHHHH.
Oh my god it comes with paperwork. And the cards. And it’s going to be like $300.
WHO WANTS TO BUY MY ONE GOOD KIDNEY.
he’s one of us, isn’t he
DID HE JUST FUCKING SAY PHEELS?