BAKED GOODS LIBERATION FRONT.

Hands up if you’re stoked as fuck for the new Secret Avengers book!

3 months ago on February 8th, 2013 | J | 1,106 notes

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First look at the new SECRET AVENGERS. ⇢

AKA Coulson and Clint meeting in 616 for the first time.

In canon.

Meeting.

With scones.

Sobbing.

3 months ago on February 7th, 2013 | J | 240 notes

Tagged as: #agent coulson #phil coulson #clint barton #hawkeye #hawkguy #secret avengers #phlint #clintcoulson #sobbing

Non-denominational winter-themed ornaments! As promised :) NGL, I like these more than the Christmas ones. More ornament-y.

Just the original group for now, because I have to get back to real work. I work hard for you, Marvel Fandom!

5 months ago on December 22nd, 2012 | J | 293 notes

Wrapping up commissions (With a couple of exceptions) with Avengers Christmas Cookie time for Paxie!

6 months ago on November 7th, 2012 | J | 132 notes

Tagged as: #flatbearart #the avengers #agentpaxieamor #captain america #iron man #hawkeye #black widow #thor #agent coulson #bruce banner

S.H.I.E.L.D + Supernatural why the hell not.

Up too late drawing shit again. Bartonlife2012.

6 months ago on November 6th, 2012 | J | 1,227 notes

Tagged as: #flatbearart #hawkeye #black widow #agent coulson #supernatural #the avengers #maria hill #natasha romanoff #clint barton #HAH WHATEVER #okay not gonna lie that car looks great

Mandy and I plan our futures together.

Mandy: You know all the cars in the SHIELD lot were busted and he has to maintain his cover

Mandy: And Phil Coulson does not take public transportation

Mandy: And Clint is like "you can borrow my car"

Me: And it's this fucking beat up old caddy, and the horn plays la cucaracha

Mandy: it was one of Clint's spoils from the tracksuit Draculas

Me: YES. YES.

Mandy: So the inside smells like taco bell and goat

Me: All of the buttons and shit are in Ukranian.

Mandy: and like, there's fuzzy dice, and Phil is just like

Mandy: I will kill you so painfully you will beg to not be alive

Mandy: He pulls up to the school and accidently hits the wrong button and the hydraulics start

Me: He backs into a hydrant and the trunk springs open, and an underage girl in a nurse outfit climbs out and runs away

Mandy: I'm done. I can't. I am literally on the floor.

Mandy: THIS IS WHY THEY DON'T LET US WRITE THE COMICS

Me: Our record-embarrasing one issue run on Hawkguy.

Mandy: Like it's a fill-in for Fraction and Aja

Mandy: We will have so many ended runs after one issue

Me: They start calling us the run-killers.

Me: They put us on books that need to drop sales numbers so they can be cancelled

Mandy: Like Avengers arena?

Me: Yes. God yes.

Mandy: We're like the closers.

Me: 'Fuck, guys. This new Avengers Arena book really isn't working out. What do we do?' 'CALL IN THE RUN-KILLERS.'

Mandy: want to be reviled

Mandy: Like Greg Land and Liefeld.

Mandy: WE COULD BE THE NEW LAND AND LIEFELD.

Me: I ALREADY DON'T DRAW FEET.

6 months ago on November 6th, 2012 | J | 65 notes

Tagged as: #Hawkeye #Clint Barton #Agent Coulson #Phil Coulson #starkexpos #we're fucking magnificent #CALL US MARVEL #WE'RE READY TO USHER IN A NEW GENERATION OF AWFUL

Haaah I wanted to draw more but damnit, my hand hurts. Maybe later. Stupid so many Avengers.

Anyway. Clint is a Tracksuit Dracula (See Hawkeye #3), Phil is Coulthulu, Nat is Agent Spockanoff, Carol is Top Gun (SHE IS ALWAYS TOP GUN), Steve is Edgar America Poe and Tony is Tony. Or Hugh Hefner. Hard to differentiate.

6 months ago on October 31st, 2012 | J | 230 notes

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hahaha I don’t know I guess I was feeling festive AND SUDDENLY TWENTY SUPERHERO STOCKINGS AAAGHHHFGHJKL.

Threw a little DC in there in the form of Booster Gold and Blue Beetle because there are some things I remember fondly from my DC days.

(Uh if anyone wants to use these for anything, patterns or whatever, they’re free for all)

6 months ago on October 28th, 2012 | J | 268 notes

I call this ‘Phibbles’…

There was a gifset of Captain Kirk getting covered in Tribbles on my dash.

Followed by a gifset of Coulson deciding between donuts.

…I’m not responsible for what tumblr makes me do.

7 months ago on September 27th, 2012 | J | 495 notes

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So I can totally draw hot porn with my style y/y?

8 months ago on September 25th, 2012 | J | 214 notes

Tagged as: #flatbearart #phlint #clintcoulson #phil coulson #agent coulson #hawkeye #clint barton #sometimes I like to draw things #just to see if I can make Tumblr feel REALLY BAD ABOUT ITSELF #and also shame myself into never drawing again #BUT TI HASN'T WORKED YET HO HO HO #nsfw #ish

How do I palm tree.

8 months ago on September 6th, 2012 | J | 1,781 notes

Tagged as: #The avengers #marvel #clint barton #hawkeye #natasha romanoff #Black Widow #phil coulsin #agent coulson #thor #hulk #steve rogers #captain america #tony stark #iron man #flatbearart #OH THANK YOU LERD I CAN DRAW AGAIN #MOTHER OF GOD IT FEELS SO GODDAMNED GOOOOOD

FUCK YEAH SHIELD AGENTS! ⇢

Follow this blog. Like, NOW. You all know me. I can’t get enough of SHIELD. It’s my favorite world-security organisation that employs superheros ever. And that’s saying something.

SO GO FOLLOW. All that bomb Natasha I’ve been reblogging lately? Clint’s BootCanon? That’s where it comes from. Go and get in on the good stuff.

9 months ago on August 14th, 2012 | J | 2 notes