I got bored and did fem!Nick Fury.
op shop coat’s not so bad is it :’)
you continue to absolutely hit it out of the park with AWESOME
I want to have her nerdy babies.
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WHAT THE JUNK. You can now buy this print on, well, fukkin everything!
Non-denominational winter-themed ornaments! As promised :) NGL, I like these more than the Christmas ones. More ornament-y.
Just the original group for now, because I have to get back to real work. I work hard for you, Marvel Fandom!
HO HO HO DOOT DOOT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TUMBLR*! Cut these babies out, stick’em to some cardboard, punch a hole in the top, thread some ribbon, hang those bbs up…HAPPY HOLIDAYS ETC!
*Okay obviously these are all Christmas themed, and that is because that’s what I know. I figured it was safest to do what I know, as opposed to risk offending someone with a different background. SO. If you celebrate something other than Christmas at this time of year, PLEASE SEND ME AN ASK and educate me! Tell me what I can draw, and what characters! HOLIDAY THINGS FOR EVERYONE.
hahaha I don’t know I guess I was feeling festive AND SUDDENLY TWENTY SUPERHERO STOCKINGS AAAGHHHFGHJKL.
Threw a little DC in there in the form of Booster Gold and Blue Beetle because there are some things I remember fondly from my DC days.
(Uh if anyone wants to use these for anything, patterns or whatever, they’re free for all)
Omg I adore this pairing. Shield Mom and Dad.
who is the big spoon/little spoon
They don’t spoon. They wait.
(Seriously though, do you now how rare it is for these two to actually share a bed? Phil might slip in for an hour and curl up behind Nick, and then half a day later Nick will come back and fall asleep propped against the wall, with Phil’s forehead against his hip)
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
It started as a joke. It was actually how they got together - Phil started leaving the occasional note around a few years after he started at SHIELD, typical spy stuff, codes and puzzles, innocuous little things that weren’t anything to anyone, except someone who would know. What was a list of license plate numbers to someone else, was a dinner invitation to Nick Fury. They still do it. The puzzles have gotten harder, and the dinners have gotten more intimate.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Neither. A lifetime of military training has left them both embarrassingly efficient, both spending less that five minutes in the shower. Nick tried to take a bath, once. A relaxing one. With candles and shit. But his gun slipped in from the side and Phil laughed so hard that they both swore never to do it again.
what they order from take out
Hot dogs. They rarely get anything delivered, instead grabbing a bite to eat from one of the stands outside the Triskellion. It’s not healthy, but they usually meet up together at the end of the day and it’s the only way to guarantee they’ll at least leave for home together.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
How to discipline the kids. Fury wants to shove every single avenger out of the loading bay at least twice a day. Phil is a big believer in ironic and clever punishment. They usually just send Maria down to scream for an hour.
who does most of the cleaning
Agent Galaga. Until he learns that billion dollar surveillance equipment isn’t installed on trillion dollar flying defense bases solely for his amusement.
what has a season pass in their DVR
Major league baseball and Eureka, because damn it’s funny as hell to relate their lives to ScyFy shows.
who leaves their stuff around
Neither of them. Seriously, to walk into their condo is to think you’ve walked into a show home. it’s all very neat and nice but there aren’t very many personal touches. Unless you wander into the study. Neither of them use it for anything, but the bookshelves are crammed with so many photos it looks like a storage warehouse for picture frame models. There are boxes and boxes of military commendations and medals in a chest in a storage closet, and there’s a dog bed under a desk that hasn’t been occupied for about seven years. Maybe one day.
who remembers to buy the milk
Nick. Keeps you strong, you know. Good for your bones. Makes your eyesight sharp. At least that’s what Phil says, behind a grin, every time be brings a bag of food home.
who remembers anniversaries
Both of them. They don’t really make a big deal out of it - they’re getting older, there’s not much point in celebrating the same thing over and over. But there’s a week in the middle of december where they hand the keys to Maria, vanish without a word, and come back looking a little older, a little happier, and a little closer.
Feel the love.
Dedicated to my superwife.
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COMING SOON, TO A TUMBLR NEAR YOU.
Get your questions ready, and distract me from the work that I should be doing!
A couple of my friends on facebook were talking about Nick Fury reading Go The Fuck To Sleep, and dared me to come up with a verse for each Avenger on the fly.
No more pop-tarts for a week.
Your father is sleeping, so why aren’t you?
Just go the fuck to sleep.
It’s time for Tony to go to bed.
JARVIS won’t make a peep.
You can be a billionaire playboy tomorrow.
Now go the fuck to sleep.
Steve is curled up on his shield.
The lights are out on the street.
Time to dream of apple pies.
And go the fuck to sleep.
Even Bruce is all hulked out.
No more giants leaps.
You wouldn’t like him when he’s tired.
So he went the fuck to sleep.
Clint never misses bedtime.
His purple blanket is in a heap.
Clint, get out of Natasha’s bed.
And go the fuck to sleep.
Natasha has had enough of this.
It’s sleeper-holds for the weak.
That’s why she’s my favorite agent.
She’s going the fuck to sleep.
Even Coulson is ready for bed.
To dream of tazing sheep.
Supernanny marathon’s on tomorrow.
So go the fuck to sleep.
The Avengers are all in bed now.
I think I’m gonna weep.
Good thing I’ve already got one eye closed.
I’m going the fuck to sleep.
Hawkeye Avengers TV Spot (fanmade)
Okay, this is pretty fucking excellent…