FLATBEAR

Notorious arter and reader of comics.

This is mainly an Marvel Comics/movies/Lord of the Rings/art blog with a slight smattering of Teen Wolf, Parks and Recreation, Community and more.

I am always happy to answer any asks sent my way!

This blog is occasionally NSFW and mostly spoiler-free.

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notthiscrap:

“Luke I can’t- I can’t breathe. Luke. Luke this isn’t funny. OH GOD LUKE! DANI’S FARTING! LUUUUUKE.”
So I thought that I should try and do all the requests that contain pairings today since it’s Valentine’s day. Wintersoldiers (and I swore there was someone else but I can’t seem to find them) wanted more Luke/Jess/Danny moments, so Happy V-Day hun!!

HEROES FOR HIRE SISTER WIVES ARE THE BEST SISTER WIVES.

notthiscrap:

“Luke I can’t- I can’t breathe. Luke. Luke this isn’t funny. OH GOD LUKE! DANI’S FARTING! LUUUUUKE.”

So I thought that I should try and do all the requests that contain pairings today since it’s Valentine’s day. Wintersoldiers (and I swore there was someone else but I can’t seem to find them) wanted more Luke/Jess/Danny moments, so Happy V-Day hun!!

HEROES FOR HIRE SISTER WIVES ARE THE BEST SISTER WIVES.

3 weeks ago on April 22nd, 2013 | J | 507 notes
jadenite:

Today I am planning to kill you with cute. 
deviantart link

jadenite:

Today I am planning to kill you with cute. 

deviantart link

3 months ago on February 12th, 2013 | J | 454 notes

Non-denominational winter-themed ornaments! As promised :) NGL, I like these more than the Christmas ones. More ornament-y.

Just the original group for now, because I have to get back to real work. I work hard for you, Marvel Fandom!

4 months ago on December 22nd, 2012 | J | 293 notes

HO HO HO DOOT DOOT.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TUMBLR*! Cut these babies out, stick’em to some cardboard, punch a hole in the top, thread some ribbon, hang those bbs up…HAPPY HOLIDAYS ETC!

*Okay obviously these are all Christmas themed, and that is because that’s what I know. I figured it was safest to do what I know, as opposed to risk offending someone with a different background. SO. If you celebrate something other than Christmas at this time of year, PLEASE SEND ME AN ASK and educate me! Tell me what I can draw, and what characters! HOLIDAY THINGS FOR EVERYONE.

6 months ago on November 19th, 2012 | J | 602 notes
vejigante:

Luke ships it. 


One of my all time favorite panels of all time. ‘Ya’ll should get gay-married’ is a part of my daily vocab.

vejigante:

Luke ships it. 

One of my all time favorite panels of all time. ‘Ya’ll should get gay-married’ is a part of my daily vocab.

6 months ago on October 30th, 2012 | J | 336 notes
Oh wow this is REALLY fantastic~

Oh wow this is REALLY fantastic~

10 months ago on July 23rd, 2012 | J | 652 notes
luke/danny/jessica! GO GO GO


OH TEE THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…

who is the big spoon/little spoon

Luke is a fucking ladle, people. He’s massive. Big enough for Jess under one arm, and Danny under the other. They all squirm around at night, Danny usually ends up behind Jess, but once Jess was in the middle with Luke under one arm, and Danny at the foot of the bed. It was…kind of a metaphor.


what is their favorite non-sexual activity

Jess and Danny coming up with new and fascinating ways to make Luke’s life hard, which usually begin and end with ordering baby-sized superhero costumes online and parading Danielle around the house in them. The little Wolverine is their favorite so far. No one saw Logan wipe away that tear.


who uses all the hot water in the morning

Danny. He scrubs and scrubs but man, he just cannot get those bite marks to fade…


what they order from take out

CHINESE! CHINESE CHINESE CANON CANON CHINEEEEEEESE (seriously Immortal Iron Fist is such a good book)


what is the most trivial thing they fight over

Heroing. They all know they’re going to do it. They all know Luke will get in over his head, Danny will exert himself, and Jess will always suit up, no matter what she says. All they want is for the other to be safe, but at the end of the day, they are who they are, and they can’t change it.


who does most of the cleaning

Jess’s mom. And boy is she thrilled.


what has a season pass in their DVR

Dora, Yo Gabba Gabba, whatever licensed property Tony has sold, and Venture Brothers. The last one is not for baby.


who leaves their stuff around

Luke. It’s beanies and chain belts everywhere, man. But seriously, he’s a one man wrecking crew. Baby toys, clothes, bits of masonry. One of Danny’s shoes, part of Jessica’s costume. It’s a good damn thing they have a mansion to fill.


who remembers to buy the milk

Jess and Danny. They leave Luke at home with baby, and go and grocery shop for a couple of hours a week. It’s mostly an excuse to get away from the insanity, have lunch, and gossip about the man they both love so much.


who remembers anniversaries


Luke. There’s not a day that goes by that he doesn’t consider himself lucky to be loved twice as much as he ever thought he’d deserve to be. More than that, to have a family, a child with his two best friends. Two people he loves. No matter what else is going on, Luke goes out of his way to make sure they both know how lucky he thinks he is, how much he loves them. And they do.

10 months ago on June 28th, 2012 | J | 10 notes
dr-killjoy:

Iron Fist and Power Man by Andrew Robinson

dr-killjoy:

Iron Fist and Power Man by Andrew Robinson

10 months ago on June 27th, 2012 | J | 82 notes
New Avengers?


Best best best best BEST family.

Not technically 100% New Avengers, but I live an existence of looking for any chance to draw Carol and Jess.

11 months ago on June 18th, 2012 | J | 16 notes
lyricalentropy:

Just taking a moment to remind you all how married Luke and Danny are.

lyricalentropy:

Just taking a moment to remind you all how married Luke and Danny are.

11 months ago on June 8th, 2012 | J | 575 notes
So last night, I attempted to read comics and watch Mean Girls at the same time.

This is what happened. NO REGRETS.

So last night, I attempted to read comics and watch Mean Girls at the same time.

This is what happened. NO REGRETS.

1 year ago on October 10th, 2011 | J | 18 notes
fuckyeahcaptainamerica:

icecreambat:

currently: the light of my life

Cap can be funny

fuckyeahcaptainamerica:

icecreambat:

currently: the light of my life

Cap can be funny

1 year ago on October 4th, 2011 | J | 58 notes
Amazing cover is amazing.

Amazing cover is amazing.

1 year ago on October 4th, 2011 | J | 33 notes