“Luke I can’t- I can’t breathe. Luke. Luke this isn’t funny. OH GOD LUKE! DANI’S FARTING! LUUUUUKE.”
So I thought that I should try and do all the requests that contain pairings today since it’s Valentine’s day. Wintersoldiers (and I swore there was someone else but I can’t seem to find them) wanted more Luke/Jess/Danny moments, so Happy V-Day hun!!
HEROES FOR HIRE SISTER WIVES ARE THE BEST SISTER WIVES.
I C U FLATBEAR. :D
YOU DO SEE ME!
Yep, my Carol and Jessica piece was published in Captain Marvel today. Issue number 3. SO IF YOU NEEDED ANOTHER REASON TO BUY IT!
But seriously, I have been grinning from ear to ear all day. Having my little glorified stick-figures actually in print, in a comic I love and respect to much, is such an immense confidence boost. Thank yoooou to Kelly Sue Deconnick and the entire Carol Corps team :)
luke/danny/jessica! GO GO GO
OH TEE THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Luke is a fucking ladle, people. He’s massive. Big enough for Jess under one arm, and Danny under the other. They all squirm around at night, Danny usually ends up behind Jess, but once Jess was in the middle with Luke under one arm, and Danny at the foot of the bed. It was…kind of a metaphor.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Jess and Danny coming up with new and fascinating ways to make Luke’s life hard, which usually begin and end with ordering baby-sized superhero costumes online and parading Danielle around the house in them. The little Wolverine is their favorite so far. No one saw Logan wipe away that tear.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Danny. He scrubs and scrubs but man, he just cannot get those bite marks to fade…
what they order from take out
CHINESE! CHINESE CHINESE CANON CANON CHINEEEEEEESE (seriously Immortal Iron Fist is such a good book)
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Heroing. They all know they’re going to do it. They all know Luke will get in over his head, Danny will exert himself, and Jess will always suit up, no matter what she says. All they want is for the other to be safe, but at the end of the day, they are who they are, and they can’t change it.
who does most of the cleaning
Jess’s mom. And boy is she thrilled.
what has a season pass in their DVR
Dora, Yo Gabba Gabba, whatever licensed property Tony has sold, and Venture Brothers. The last one is not for baby.
who leaves their stuff around
Luke. It’s beanies and chain belts everywhere, man. But seriously, he’s a one man wrecking crew. Baby toys, clothes, bits of masonry. One of Danny’s shoes, part of Jessica’s costume. It’s a good damn thing they have a mansion to fill.
who remembers to buy the milk
Jess and Danny. They leave Luke at home with baby, and go and grocery shop for a couple of hours a week. It’s mostly an excuse to get away from the insanity, have lunch, and gossip about the man they both love so much.
who remembers anniversaries
Luke. There’s not a day that goes by that he doesn’t consider himself lucky to be loved twice as much as he ever thought he’d deserve to be. More than that, to have a family, a child with his two best friends. Two people he loves. No matter what else is going on, Luke goes out of his way to make sure they both know how lucky he thinks he is, how much he loves them. And they do.
Carol Danvers, aka Ms. Marvel: Energy absorption and blasts, flight, super-strength, general awesomeness.
Jessica Jones-Cage: Flight, super strength, sarcasm
-Spider-Island: Avengers #1
Wait… sarcasm counts as a superpower???? AWESOME! >:D
These girls. I swear. So fly I can’t hardly stand it.