IS NOT ANYONE’S OTP. THEY ARE TEAMMATES AT BEST AND RIVALS AT WORST. NOT TO MENTION THE WHOLE HETEROSEXUAL THING. THANK YOU FOR TIME.
(Captain America VS Iron Man by *sumo0172)
OH LAWDY, MEN PUTTING COCKS IN OTHER MEN. WORST THING EVER.
(seriously, there are cocks behind this cut. It is porn. Do not click if you are a bb)
I crack a couple of jokes, then Thor comes in and does all the fighting and sells all the masculinity, then I crack a joke or two and say something highly technological and then we make a good movie
- Robert Downey Jr, on ‘The Avengers’ (via iareboon