FLATBEAR

Notorious arter and reader of comics.

This is mainly an Marvel Comics/movies/Lord of the Rings/art blog with a slight smattering of Teen Wolf, Parks and Recreation, Community and more.

I am always happy to answer any asks sent my way!

This blog is occasionally NSFW and mostly spoiler-free.

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doomcannotbethisadorable:

Maria Hill. That is all.
Dark Avengers 1

MARIA SASS.

doomcannotbethisadorable:

Maria Hill. That is all.

Dark Avengers 1

MARIA SASS.

10 months ago on June 4th, 2013 | J | 144 notes

OH GOD I JUST LOVE IT ALL SO MUCH.

11 months ago on May 14th, 2013 | J | 18 notes

Today someone asked me how I would describe Dark Avengers. I drew a total blank and all I could think of was Futurama…

This is what I came up with:

1 year ago on April 3rd, 2013 | J | 342 notes
Tagged as: #dark avengers 
You and your kinks.
Clint Barton in 2010’s New Avengers Annual. Being badtouched by the Dark Avengers.

You and your kinks.

Clint Barton in 2010’s New Avengers Annual. Being badtouched by the Dark Avengers.

1 year ago on November 19th, 2012 | J | 118 notes

jumpingjacksgalore replied to your post: what’s mighty avengers? (comic book newbie over here XD)

you are amazing. I now understand so much more but have so many more questions…. like what is dark reign for that matter. and can anyone explain civil war to me without crying?

DARK REIGN. DAAAARK REIGN.

Honestly, I could spend DAYS waxing poetic about how much I miss Dark Reign. In terms of explaining it, I can’t do any better than This Post Right Here, made by my delicious waifu, Marchingjaybird. She sums it up REALLY well. And for extra information, head on over to Comicvine.com! Once you have gotten TOTALLY HOOKED, head to your local comic store or to ComiXology!

And remember kids, remember what Dark Reign brought us…

NAKED

TIED

UP

CLINT

BARTON.



And no. No one can tell you about Civil War without bursting into tears.

1 year ago on August 9th, 2012 | J | 21 notes
Dark Avengers? XDD


Yes you are my favorite now.

1. The first character I first fell in love with: Probably Daken, honestly, up until he got his own series, and it turned into bullshit fanfiction. He was so great in DA, he was the king of sextrolling.
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: All of them? All of them. I didn’t care about any of them, and actively disliked Norman, Lester and Mac. And now oh my god. Oh my god I love their faces so much.
3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Noh-varr? Does anyone like that guy? I don’t get it. Who is he? What is he doing? What is he contributing? What’s with his girlfriend? Did Karla’s snatch really scare him off?
4. The character I love that everyone else hates: Sentry. I kind of get it…he’s a weird guy, he’s hard to get a read on, and his funeral issue was a fucking lolgasm of crap. But he is so scary. He is so. fucking. scary.
5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer: ALL OF THEM EXCEPT FOR KARLA. What happened, guys? You were so solid. Dark Reign was the most fun I have had with comics ever. And it just…I can’t. I’m sorry. I need a moment.
6. The character I would totally smooch: KARLA FUCKING SOFEN OH MY GOD IT WOULD KILL ME BUT I WOULD BEND OVER BACKWARDS TO TOUCH THAT BOOTY. And then me and Clint would have something to talk about, ho ho ho.
7. The character I’d want to be like: I can’t answer this for any of the DA for fear of getting arrested, but Victoria Fucking Badass Not Taking Your Superhero Shit Hand. Dark Reign may have turned into a total clusterfuck, but she is still the best thing to have come out of it.
8. The character I’d slap: DO I LOOK SUICIDAL TO YOU?
9. A pairing that I love: PUT THEM ALL IN A BLENDER, PRESS SUPER-MIX, AND THE RESULTING GAY SMOOTHIE IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT DARK AVENGERS. SHIP ALL THE SHIPS. But actually…Daken/Bullseye, Daken/Bullseye/Mac, Mac/Karla, Karla/The World, Mac/Dead Hookers, Bob/Norman, Norman/Norman’s Invisible Friends, Victora Hand/Giant Guns, Karla/Victoria, Karla/my Terrible Mary-Sue Fantasies, Noh-Varr/Not Being In Books Anymore, Mac/Oprah, Ares/The Gym. I fucking love Dark Avengers.
10. A pairing that I despise: I don’t really despise anything about DA. I’m not a huge fan of Lester/Karla, although them fucking on top of the meeting room table, just to piss Norman off, was fucking amazing. Also Victoria, spraying them off like dogs in heat, was the best moment of the whole fucking series.


God damn, Dark Avengers, fuck my life, I miss that series.

1 year ago on July 11th, 2012 | J | 3 notes

Bird Song // Florence + the Machine

Oh my god can I talk about this for a second? Like holy shit. Was this song WRITTEN about Norman Osborne in Dark Avengers? It couldn’t be more perfect. And the way the pictures show his slow descent, his deconstruction….

/GROSS SOBBING/

1 year ago on June 4th, 2012 | J | 50 notes

heroicagecomics:

All concerns of men go wrong when they wish to cure evil with evil.

-Sophocles

1 year ago on June 1st, 2012 | J | 440 notes
Mmm Karla.

Mmm the most intense hatefuck this world has ever seen.

Mmm.

Mmm Karla.

Mmm the most intense hatefuck this world has ever seen.

Mmm.

2 years ago on September 29th, 2011 | J | 59 notes
Okay, this had better not suck. Dark Avengers was so, SO good. Bendis….


BENDIS. *fistshake*

Okay, this had better not suck. Dark Avengers was so, SO good. Bendis….

BENDIS. *fistshake*

2 years ago on August 10th, 2011 | J | 6 notes