zeldathemes
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Notorious arter and reader of comics.

This is mainly an Marvel Comics/movies + Lord of the Rings art blog with a slight smattering of Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Community and more.

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Scenes from yesterday at the comic shop

Me: There goes another Spawn Number One. I can't believe someone didn't have one.
Nick: Do you think that Todd McFarlane has a light on his desk that goes off whenever a Spawn comic is sold?
Me: Absolutely.
Nick: And he just sits there, nodding and playing with Mark McGwire's balls.
Mary M: WAIT WHAT.
Everyone around us: O.O
Me: WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM.
Nick: ....am I the only one that knows Todd McFarlane owns a number of Mark McGwire's baseballs that he's hit word records with?
Me: HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU SHOULD HAVE OPENED WITH THAT.
Mary M: *SCREAMING LAUGHING*
Nick: A spawn comic is sold. The light flashes. Todd McFarlane leans back in his chair and announces... 'BRING ME MARK MCGWUiRE.'
Me: NGL, if I were Todd McFarlane, I'd fondle those tiny ginger steroid-balls.