The After-After Credits Scene
Me: I have the filthiest collection of rap.
Nicki: All Lil Jon, all the time
Me: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
Nicki: YES OMG. I wanted that to play over the end credits of The Avengers.
Me: HAHA! How amazing.
Me: I need an after-after credits scene inserted into the giant box set.
Nicki: Yes. God yes.
Me: And it's like everyone in some hospital room doing body shots off of Coulson's IV line.
Me: And SHOTS is playing.
Me: Tony is, like, spraying a bottle of Cristal over everyone in the background.
Nicki: WHY ARE THEY NOT LETTING US WRITE THESE MOVIES?
Me: Same reason they don't let us write the comics.
Nicki: Oh yeah. We're terrible people.