Albus Dumbledore &/or Dolores Umbridge! (Your posts always make me smile, & your art is just the greatest thing EVER, by the way! c: )
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Aw thank you sweetie! AND I CAN NEVER PASS UP UMBRIDGE.
Dolores Umbridge: Make a list of rules that your family (or whoever you choose) would have to follow if you made the rules.
1. Dad, stop doing things. You are as accident prone as me.
2. Brother, stop being an arrogant, self-absorbed, pig-headed little fuck. We know you’re smart. the problem is how much you like to remind us.
3. Mom, just stop.
4. All mothers must show sympathy.
5. All mothers must listen to their daughters, especially when considering their own mothers.
6. HONESTY.
7. Some daughters move to America. They are not coming back. Deal with it.
