The best type of wife is the hoyay-loving kind of wife.
Me: Hey. You know my favorite thing about Anderson Cooper?
Me: He's so nice and pretty and perfect and beautiful for 364 days out of the year. He's like an angel. And then he does New Year's Eve with Kathy Griffin, and they go INSANE.
Mary: Oh my god, I know. They're so drunk, and hilarious, and plastered, and catty.
Me: I know!
Mary: You know my favorite thing about Anderson Cooper?
Mary: Every night he goes home and gets plowed by his huge, hot boyfriend.