Fill so your followers can get to know you
1. State your name: Nicki.
2. State the name that your parents almost named you: Ellen Maggie. Because the one I ended up with was so much better…
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? My dad. My deceased Grandpa. My aunts :)
5. Did anything embarrassing happen this week? No, I don’t think so. Not leaving the house helps with that.
6. Do you miss your ex? I don’t have any!
7. White chocolate or dark chocolate? White, and milk. Fuck dark!
8. Do people praise you for your looks? The most I usually get is ‘Your hair looks like Black Widow’s!’ or ‘OH GOD DAMN YOU ARE THE MOST IRISH THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.’
9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? Brown and Black. Ho ho breaking down fashion barriersss….
10. How do you wear your makeup? Rarely. And when I do (maybe two or three times a month) I look like a spastic drag queen.
11. What are some of your nicknames? Nicki (THAT’S RIGHT IT’S NOT MY FULL NAME HO HO), Nick, Nix, Moley, Mole, Mo-lo, Flatbear, Flatty.
12. How many bedrooms are in your house? Two, one for me and the woman, and one FULL OF COMICS.
13. How many bathrooms? Two~
14. Do you have a job? Yes. Ish. Several.
15. Do you have a car? Yes. I think you can still technically call it a car. It’s mostly duct tape at this point.
16. Do you work out every week? Christ no.
18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? Yes. Not in a romantic sense. In a ‘I used to kiss you and now you are dead’ sense. Ouch.
19. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? Yes! I am INCREDIBLY TONE DEAF.
20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear? The kind where I stay inside and crank the air con and laugh at the sun.
21. Do you like your eyes? Yeah, I do actually. very pale green, nice and wide. Not too good at seeing things, but I dig them.
22. Do you think you are pretty? A little more lately. I like having shorter hair. I wouldn’t say I’m feminine pretty, more androgenous man-face pretty…
23. Who was the last person you talked to in person? The Deli lady that brought me my lunch. I love you, Deli lady.
24. How much money is in your account? There was $17.00 in it last night. HO HO BROKE.
25. Are you single? Nope. I am in a bizzarely co-dependant symbiotic relationship with my wife.
26. Do you want kids? No.
27. Tell me what your backpack looks like: I don’t have a goddamned backpack. I used to have a fucking sweet Star Wars one with Death Star schematics printed all over it.
28. What celebrity do you think is hot? Sam Jackson. Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Katee Sackhoff. Idris Elba. Mmm.
29. Last movie you saw in theatres: Hovengers!
30. Are you dating the same person you dated last year? Eight years and still going
31. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? Nope.
32. Have you ever cheated? Never.
33: Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? Uh. Maybe? I don’t think so….
34: What do you like to do in your spare time? Draw draw draw crochet draw…