TMI, NSFW, women touching, angels crying, etc.

So for some reason, there is a little red enamel heart sitting on the headboard of our bed, and it has a little bell in. So it chimes whenever you shake it.

I should probably move it, because Bad Cat likes to knock things off said headboard, never to be seen again.

But the thing is, whenever I nail Mary, the little heart starts to chime.

So it sounds like someone is cheering and ringing bells while we’re fucking.

And I really should move it but goddamnit I work hard to please my woman and it’s nice to have a little appreciation.