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I was somehow stabbed with yarn, 10 inches deep in the head. I have a 78% chance of survival.
HOW THE SODDING HELL DID I GET STABBED WITH YARN?!
My wound is 11 inches deep, and I was stabbed in the abdomen. I have a 32% chance of survival.
I WAS STABBED BY A THREE SEATER COUCH.
electricdropbeat reblogged this from empyrealhotairballoon and added:
…..I got stabbed on my leg with a blanket and the cut is 11 inch deep…..and my survival rate is only 18%?!!
sneakymedusa reblogged this from human-vinyl and added:
I got stabby stabby’d with a tv-dinnertray I went six whole inches inside the back of my neck and my survival chances...
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ninocica reblogged this from murakioao and added:
So… I was stabbed with A CUP in my eye, 6 inches deep and I have 86% chance of survival. WTF. How is this even… how can...
coziestchimera reblogged this from lampfaced and added:
I have been stabbed with the trackball of my mouse all the way through mid-torso. Aaaand I don’t have a phone number,...
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Is it weird how my iPod just fell on my cheek? 😳
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sexy-cheese reblogged this from mushroomsquirell and added:
I got stabbed with tennis shoes and it’s nine inches deep and 36 percent chance of survival. WELP IM FUCKED
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dorkoelfreako reblogged this from thequnwantsyou and added:
My shirt, my thigh, 9 inches deep, with a 34% chance of survival. Wut.
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silverpieart reblogged this from ask-kennith-the-blaze and added:
I’ve been stabbed by my shorts 5 inches deep in my toe with a 98% chance of surviving okayyyyy
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cocoa-kitchy reblogged this from daveftstrider and added:
Toothbrush, 6 inches into my left boob. 00% survival… That actually makes sense o.o
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exuviumthechangeling reblogged this from the-chosen-astoran and added:
I don’t have a phone number; shftngh, how do I do this?
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i-have-no-blind-spots reblogged this from twin-dragon-buns and added:
I’ve been stabbed by my rubber slipper, 6 inches deep in my back. My chance of survival is 19%…..-_- even i have to say...
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hyperscraps reblogged this from idfuckyouroc and added:
My hair, 8 inches deep, 58% of survival. Or if hair doesn’t count, a pillow. … deadly things, hair and pillows.
hype-llama reblogged this from kiba-inuzuka-pawprints and added:
Wii remote to the boob, 11 inches deep with a 30% chance of survival ………….
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forteisthebestdynamic reblogged this from kiba-inuzuka-pawprints and added:
I’ve been stabbed with a CD 8 inches deep into my stomach. I have a 19% chance of survival. Well then.
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adayinthelifeofhell reblogged this from karlurbansface and added:
I’ve been stabbed by my headphones, 9 inches deep in my neck, and i have an 85% chance of survival
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awkwardminecraftmobs reblogged this from omidtheamnesiacender and added:
((I have just been stabbed IN THE FOOT with my fucking WALLET and a cut that is 6 inches deep (isn’t that THROUGH the...
genericponyname120 reblogged this from cybii-chan and added:
So apparently, I was stabbed by my denim coat 9 inches deep in the arm and have a 3% (03) chance of survival. Wow my...
daniitwo reblogged this from lord-of-bacon and added:
Stabbed with a cat food contained 10 inches into my face, but I have a 93% survival chance
vexhoor reblogged this from cybii-chan and added:
Stabbed by my mouse pad, 4 inches deep, in my nose, 33% chance of survival. Help?
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cybii-chan reblogged this from lord-of-bacon and added:
I was stabbed by my phone case, it was 2 inches deep, in the hand. I also have a 80% chance of survival.
lord-of-bacon reblogged this from idfuckyouroc and added:
Stabbed with an Air Mail sticker, going 2 inches into my stomach. 52% chance of survival.
idfuckyouroc reblogged this from shrineart and added:
… A milk bottle cap, 6 inches deep, with 10% chance of survival. fucking milk
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shrineart reblogged this from shinybuimod and added:
How my shirt got embedded three inches deep into my body I have no idea but I apparently only have a 37% chance of...
chat-with-quill reblogged this from the-chosen-astoran and added:
stabbed 8 inches deep in the arm with an undersized notebook. 15% chance of survival
