Magazine box is hungry…FOR SOULS. also magazines…
This is mainly an Marvel Comics/movies/Lord of the Rings/art blog with a slight smattering of Teen Wolf, Parks and Recreation, Community and more.
I am always happy to answer any asks sent my way!
This blog is occasionally NSFW and mostly spoiler-free.
I just had the sweetest, tiniest women come into the store. They were both easily in their eighties, hair done up in curls, matching outfits, an entire barrel of perfume each. I thought, okay, they think the old toy store is still in this building…
AND THEN THEY SCHOOLED ME. I did not know Hawkgirl ever had her own miniseries. Not only did they inform me of that, but also who wrote and drew it, when it came out, and how many issues there were. They then proceeded to buy up all of our Hawkgirl, some silver age Flash, a bunch of our Batman merch, and then some.
One in particular told me that when she broke her shoulder, she had her physo-therapist put a picture of Hawkgirl up on the high wall so she could reach for it every day, to help her healing. Because, she told me, if Hawkgirl can swing a mace, she can too.
That’s the Gospel Truth.
Here I have drawn Marvel’s Captain Marvel (aka Carol Danvers). #comics
MALE-TYPE-GUY-DUDES! The truth will set you FREE!
Look. Here’s the deal: you’re not fooling anyone. We know you’re not Geek Girls. (Your unsightly stubble and Adam’s apples give you away.)
It’s okay. We understand. Being a Geek Girl is a pretty fabulous thing. We get it and love you for your aspiration. But the thing is, you’re not a Geek Girl… because you’re a guy.
So quit pretending and learn to love yourself for who you are.
Step two: Wear said t-shirt to a geek culture convention, comics or gaming shop (where we know you only go to meet girls, I mean, amirite?) and let the ladies love you for who you really are.
Step three: Revel in the knowledge that my commission on your purchase will be donated to the Girls Leadership Institute, so you’ve done not one but TWO cool things.
Okay tumblr, here’s the thiing. I am pretty sure that all of us can put together an Oceans Eleven-style heist where we yell HEY LOOK OVER THERE at Fraction, grab Kelly Sue, and row back to Spain like there’s no mañana.
Because this is so awesome that my brain has pretty much shut down and lost all sense of how to act like an actual person. I need one to wear to work.
Hey folks! I’ll be at Dallas Sci-Fi Expo this weekend, Wizard World Philly in 2 weeks followed by Heroes Con in early June. I’ll be doing first come- first serve sketches at these shows. $200 for 11x17 single figure gray marker and $60 for 8 1/2 x11 marker head & shoulders shot. I’ll have a few prints this weekend. Looking to make up a larger variety before WW. Stop by and say hi!
Possibly the most hipster discussion ever printed by Marvel.
I remember posting somewhere once in a thread about why girls aren’t exploited in animation anymore where some guy said, “all the disney girls are drawn to be generally attractive, but I don’t think there are any eye-candy men… or are there? Are there any Disney men that lots of girls like?” and I mentioned Roger. Tons of girls replied agreeing with me and the original guy was like “wait, Roger? from 101 Dalmatians? What’s attractive about him, he’s tall and lanky and has a big nose, he isn’t muscley at all! Wouldn’t you all prefer Gaston or something? Or do you girls think his big nose is indicative of something else?” and I was like “no, you idiot, he’s a silly, goofy guy who likes animals and can play a bunch of instruments, that’s why he’s attractive. What’s the matter with you? Gaston, seriously?”
This is why we need more girls in animation. And more guys like Roger apparently.
Warren stares at important work. Warren must concentrate and summon intellect. CUT TO: INSIDE WARREN’S BRAIN:
↳ Avengers: The Enemy Within
Mary neglected to add this, but she just told me that she loves this interaction so much because it reminds me of me and her, and it makes her want to cry because it feels so personal.
YOU CAN’T HIDE YOUR FEELINGS FROM TUMBLR, LADY.
Meanwhile, in Latveria…