This is mainly an Marvel Comics/movies/Lord of the Rings/art blog with a slight smattering of Teen Wolf, Parks and Recreation, Community and more.
I am always happy to answer any asks sent my way!
This blog is occasionally NSFW and mostly spoiler-free.
You sure are having some winners today. A+ on the retort, though!
Thank you mdear! It must be a Monday. And the boss bailing on me. Suuuuuure your CEILING is leaking, a likely story…
The bitchface triumvirate never stops bitchfacing or tirumvirating.
Bitchfaces gonna Triumvirate.
Oh wow dude #2 if you walk in and see me behind the register and ask ‘where’s the man?’, I will actually ask you the same thing. And stare at you while you laugh, because you thought I was joking.
DAMN we have some winners in today.
Danger Zone Danvers
Inspired by this
Because I can totally imagine Carol blasting Danger Zone while walking to her plane/flying/walking away and bugging everyone else.
oh my god this is SO AWESOME. DANGERZONE 24/7
Suddenly there’s a bunch of patterns for hooded scarfs - I want to make one!!!!!! *screams*
hey dude straight up if you stand at my register and act like a sexist piece of shit, and give your girl shit because she’s buying Fables and you’re buying ‘real comics’, guess who’s going to get a 15% discount.
Hint: it’s not you.
you sexist fuckstick.
BTS of “The Hobbit” spam (16/100)
[“poison” by nicole scherzinger plays unironically in the background]
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YO EMMA steinerfrommars
That is AMAZINGLY accurate.
You look good for a psychopath.
"You look good for a psychopath." -kelly sue, 2014
There’s your epitah, dude.
Oh what’s that? A tiny precious #Mothra? Yeah I got one of those…
THE TINIEST KAIJU
We lost Earl Ragnar, our favorite Beta fish.
& we were sure to give him a viking’s funeral as such a magnificent fish as he deserves.
See you in Valhalla my friend.
Sail, Ragnar. Sail.