zeldathemes
-FLATBEAR-

Notorious arter and reader of comics.

This is mainly an Marvel Comics/movies + Lord of the Rings art blog with a slight smattering of Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Community and more.

I am always happy to answer any asks sent my way!

This blog is occasionally NSFW and NOT spoiler-free. If you ever need me to tag anything, trigger or otherwise, please let me know!

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could you draw Moon Knight in one of his new costumes?


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mutantlexi:

thehappysorceress:

flatbear:

too cool for khonshu

Oh, my god…I can totally hear in my head the music he’s strutting to.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, 

I’m a woman’s man—no time to talk. 

Music loud and women warm, I’ve been kicked around

Since I was born. 

And now it’s all right. It’s OK.

And you may look the other way. 

We can try to understand

The New York Times’ effect on man.

Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah

Staying Moon Knight

Staying Moon Knight

Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah

Staying Moon KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHTTTTT

reminder for bisexuals

lyricalred:

today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 

  #a warning to all of my bi friends    #and my bi wife    #although i feel like technically you guys should get two days.  

gregorydickens:

The third year of ACE saw it move to a larger section of the Asheville Civic Center and double in size. There were seventy-five artist tables, a huge increase from last year. I’ve attended all three years, and this was again well-attended and well-shopped. People brought their folding money, and God love you all. [blows kiss]

I was lucky enough to sit next to Jason Bowers and Kyle Huynh, my talented neighbors from HeroesCon 2013, and near Day of the Doodles and Jeremy Dale. Con neighbors can be anyone, and this gang ensured the day would be enjoyable even if attendance was middling.

But it very wasn’t. It was a packed day that flew by. It felt like cleared off  the table an hour after I set it up. Busy busy busy. I again made sketches on the back of my business cards and found success with a larger 8.5 x 5.5 commissions.

The Hulk-Elsa print went over well, and I sold some of my trades. A little of everything, really. Can’t ask for more. I had good reactions for the teaser art for next year’s Unearthly, and there’ll be more on that as we move forward, and I added two new images to the Gallery of Doom at Cooking With Villainy!  You can see more images at my Flickr account.

The oddest commission request was for myself as Littlefinger based on my DragonCon costume. But hey, I had reference pictures.

Thanks as always to the Comic Envy staff and the ACE volunteers for throwing such a fun wing-ding. Of course I’ll be there again next year.

There’s always a table for you at ACE, Con-dad.

nethport:

compliment the person you reblog this from in the tags

  #listen kids    #Christina is one of the nicest    #most loving    #giving people I have ever met    #she immediately throws herself into a friendship    #and is so loyal we may as well be calling her Sam Wilson    #I have a little group of people here in this country that I have filled the gap my family left    #and she has a permenant place on that list    #xoxoxo  
xombiedirge:

Hellboy by Roger Cruz / Blog / Tumblr

xombiedirge:

Hellboy by Roger Cruz / Blog / Tumblr

  #woah    #for maryface  
pikachucastiel:

ghostofbucky:

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

I guess we shouldn’t mention this either then…

pikachucastiel:

ghostofbucky:

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

I guess we shouldn’t mention this either then…

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uh you know tolkien's elves were white

Anonymous

marchingjaybird:

flatbear:

uh you know Elves aren’t actually real but I don’t see you pissing on Tolkien’s grave so~

ahahahaha!!! how come you get all the fuckbrained idiots?? I wanna be mean to racist morons too….

In time, my beloved. Soon you too will be a magnet for the dregs of society.

hello my name is Flatbear and I like to draw sexy magical cyborg men with perfectly round heads and no noses.

  #flatbearart    #rykani    #luthor    #noses?    #we don't need no stinkin' noses  

WHEW okay enough for tonight. I will pick out a few more requests tomorrow :)

THIS WAS FUN THANK YOU FOR YOUR WEIRD AND WONDERFUL SUGGESTIONS!

  #still laughing over moon knight    #i need more hobbies  
well, since an AMAZING new episode of the show Gravity Falls just premiered, I can´t help but request a doodle of Mabel or Dipper Pines. I don´t know if you´ve ever watched it, but it´s a quirky lil cartoon.


faves for life. the rainbow-puking gnome is the funniest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN

  #mabel pines    #gravity falls    #thewashingtontoast    #flatbearasks  
uh you know tolkien's elves were white

Anonymous

uh you know Elves aren’t actually real but I don’t see you pissing on Tolkien’s grave so~

  #getcha bigoted fuckery away from my blog    #dragons and elves and wizards and it taking sixteen arrows to kill sean bean are okay    #BUT OH LORD NOT MYTHICAL BLACK FOLK GET THEE AWAY    #Anonymous    #flatbearasks  
Catbug?


MOTHER FREAKING SUGAR PEAS.

  #catbug    #bravest warriors    #madcitypaxie    #flatbearasks  
Oh, my god…I can totally hear in my head the music he’s strutting to.

well you can tell by the way i walk my walk i’m a TOTAL PSYCHOPATH no time to talk…

  #thehappysorceress    #flatbearreplies  
could you draw Moon Knight in one of his new costumes?


too cool for khonshu

  #moon knight    #oh my god I cracked myself up so hard while I was drawing this    #I'm an idiot    #centipede-damascus    #flatbearasks  
Stefon from SNL


it’s like…that thing…of when one of my favorite customers…asks me to draw my favorite SNL character…

  #new york's hottest club is SPAHCEEEEY    #jeffheatherly    #flatbearasks